Spam Thread Mk. III

Now go play some Mario Kart

 

Maybe later.

 

"This stuff is nothing but a rip-off!"
Make yourself gentle with floating bangs — That slogan was seen in the latest men's
fashion magazine. Takasu Ryuuji's bangs were now "floating". As the article instructed, he
pulled his bangs at length, blow-dried them until they stood up, and then gently rubbed
them sideways with some hair gel. He specifically woke up a half-hour early in order to
make his hair resemble that of the model's and have his wish granted.
None the less, "Maybe I was too naïve in trying to change myself just with my bangs."
Ryuuji dejectedly threw the trendy magazine, which had taken him a lot of courage to buy,
into the garbage bin. Unfortunately, his poor aim meant it completely missed, opened itself
up as it landed, and tilted all the trash out of the bin. The open page read "You can still
make it in time for the start of school. Gentle or wild? Our journey towards modeling."
Were it up to me, I'm not too sure if I would care about modeling. Still, I wanted to change.
But I failed.
Feeling defeated, Ryuuji wet his hands with water and messed up his hair which he had
spent so much time making up. He reverted to his usual randomly straight hair. He then
knelt down to pick up the trash that was all over the ground.
"Ah!? What's this...m...mold...it's moldy!"
Even though he had always wiped the steam off, even after spending a whole day last week
cleaning out the mold in the kitchen and bathroom... All his effort had gone to waste in that
horribly humid room. Biting his lips begrudgingly, Ryuuji tried to see if he could wipe off
the mold with some tissues. Of course, it was never going to be that easy, and he ended up
tearing the tissues to shreds.
"Damn, I just used them all up a while ago. I'm going to have to buy some mold removers
again." For now I'll have to leave them aside, but I'll definitely come back and destroy you
guys! Ryuuji glanced downwards at the moldy patch while picking up the trash. He then
gave the ground a rough wipe with some paper towels, clearing up any loose hair and dust
and wiping off the steam on the washing basin before lifting his head up and sighing.
"Oh yeah, pet food. Hey, In~ko-chan!"
"Ah..."
A high-pitched voice responded to the high-school student's ferocious shout.
Good, he's awake. Getting himself together again, Ryuuji went barefoot into the
wooden-tiled kitchen, took some prepared pet food and spare newspapers, and headed
towards the corner of the tatami-laid [1] living room. Removing the cloth over the birdcage
there, Ryuuji greeted his cute pet which he had not seen all night.
Now, other people may raise their pets differently, but this was how the Takasus raised
their pet parrot. Because he looked rather horrible when he slept, every morning before he
woke up, he had to be covered with a cloth.
"Good morning, Inko-chan."
A yellow parrot, that was Inko-chan. As usual, Ryuuji added some pet food while talking to
him.
"G, good...morning," his eyes blinked upwards in a rather unpleasant and enigmatic way,
though he still managed to reply in Japanese. Though he had just woken up, it looked like
he was in quite a good mood. This was why he was cute.
"Inko-chan, try saying let's eat."

 

[me=hYpNoS]facepalms[/me]

...welcome...

 

Wlecome what?

 

"L, let's, e...let's eat! Let's eat! Let's! Eat!"
"Okay, enough. Now let's see if you can say that! Try and see if you can say your
name...come on, say Inko-chan."
"I, I, In, I, In, Iiii...I..." Inko-chan seemed to be using a lot of energy, as he shook his head
and rapidly puffed up his body, and then flapped his wings quickly. "......iiiii......"
His eyes squinting, one could vaguely see the gray tongue that stuck out of his beak. Maybe
he can do it today, thought his master as he gripped his fists. In the end...
"Blegh!"
Argh... Why are birds so dumb? As expected when you have a brain that only weighs a
gram, Ryuuji sighed, wrapping up the soiled newspaper. He threw the newspaper into a
plastic bag. As he was about to put it together with the other trash in the kitchen,
"...Where...are...you...going..."
The idiot lying behind the fusuma [2] seemed to have woken up as well.
"Ryuu-chan, is that your uniform you're wearing? Why?" she asked wearily.
Ryuuji elegantly wrapped up the trash bag and replied to the voice, "I'm going to school.
Didn't I already tell you yesterday that school starts today?"
"...Ah."
Opening her legs on top of the futon [3], she repeatedly muttered the following as though
she was about to cry, Then, then...
"Then, what about Ya-chan's...lunch? I haven't smelled any food...didn't you make some for
me?"
"Nope."
"Ehhh~... Then...what's Ya-chan gonna do...when she wakes up...? There's nothing good to
eat..."
"I'll be home by the time you wake up! I'm just going to the Term Opening Ceremony."
"Wha...is that it..."
Hee hee hee hee, she smiled as she closed her open legs together and began to clap her
hands ...Sorry, clap her feet.
"Opening Ceremony, huh? 'Grats~! That means, Ryuu-chan is gonna be a second year from
today on?"
"Let's set that aside. Didn't I already tell you before that, no matter how busy you are, you
must always remove your makeup before you sleep? Since you moaned about how
bothersome it was before, didn't I specifically buy some special makeup removing tissues,"
Ryuuji inspected her surroundings a bit better, "...Ah...AH! You've gotten makeup powder
all over the pillow! I can't wash that off! You should take better care of your skin; you aren't
young anymore!"
"Sorry."
Her leopard-spotted panties were completely exposed. As she got up, her large breasts
shook while some of her messy blond hair got stuck in her cleavage. Whether it was the
waving of her hair or the long nails from her fingers, she gave off a very feminine feel. But
still, "Must've drank too much, I just came back an hour ago. Ah~ So sleepy," she yawned,
"Oh yeah...I brought some pudding home."

 

[me=hYpNoS]facepalms again[/me]

...you said thanks...I said welcome...

Also not all wii games can use the gc pad.

You already know that though.
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Stan-stop posting stories

 

high-octane nightmare fuel ftw!!!

 

Sorry.

Chiwasu Fuyu

 

Of coarse!

Hi Fuyu~

 

chiwasu all~
i'm back from installing Chaos;Head

 

Chiwasu Fuyu
Chiwasu Fuyu

 

Toradora! Light Novel is intersting.

 

Chiwasu Fuyu.

 

episode 1 right?
gah damn yuu stan
no one wanna translate mai Mushi-Uta light novel T^T
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its light novel first then anime i think

 

No...
Anime adapted from Light Novel.

Light Novel is blooming with extra content though,

 

anime adapted from light novel means its light novel first then its became an anime =.=||
you did not get it =p

 

Light novel-anime


That is normally how it goes...except some cases like pokemon for example...

 

extra content is why i wanna play Chaos;Head even after i finished the anime

 

Chiwasu Fuyu.