Spam Thread Mk. III

well....don't own a gun, tried slitting my throat to no avail (steak knives suck).....pepper spray didn't work....opened can of airisol and swallowed....didn't work.....tried arsenic.....and i'm still being serious....i really wanna die but nothing seems to work....i even watched all the twilight's....

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you survived the twilight torture?!?!?!?!
you my man, are immortal.

 

i hope not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i pray every night for GOD, or even the DEVIL to fucking kill me already!

 

O.O

 

just please, how can i die?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

Why do you want to end it?

 

cuz i'm miserable.....nothing ever goes right.....i'm on probation............forced to see a counselor......government is corrupt, so afraid of future, yata yata yata.....

 

pie.

 

..... that makes no since cuz of what i said......

*catz steals the pie* is it a BOMB pie? (please say yes....)

 

No.... It is not a bomb pie. Do you know what pie it is? Do you?!?!? It is the sacred pie of happiness! When you eat it, you become happy, and you remember why you love life...

 

Good day.
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No. Those are called Heroin.

 

Hrm... I guess you're right. Its just a regular apple pie. Or is it?

 

i need some of that then......i'm pretty damn low on life.....

 

Heh... I have work tomorrow.

 

Working..!!

 

in my pants?
Where?

 

... I'm horrible with advice, but :

The grass is greener on the other side, cats have nine lives, the sky is blue to cheer you up.

Cheer up. God kills kittens who are sad.

All honesty, though, crack a smile. ;D
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That really sucks.

 

Not really. I get paid and I also get to work out, plus the fact that I'll have something to do over the summer.

A decent deal, if you ask me.

 

i'm a depressed human...BTW: my cat is 23 years old......

 

ohai