Spam Thread Mk. III

I'm sure this creates a time paradox somehow.
Now I summon strangelax, a thing formed by quartz called up down and strange...or something like that.It will turn whatever it touches into strange things.Seriously, this exist.

 

insert randaom gibberish here

 

*kills everyone with the Soul Reaver*

 

*fires bazooka*

 

*muddymaster can't fire a bazooka because he's already dead*

 

*revives*
*fires bazooka*

 

*dodges projectile and does some crazy Tekken juggles on muddymaster*

 

BEFORE MARRIAGE

HE: Yes, I waited so long for this.

SHE: Do you want me to leave?

HE: No don't even think of it.

SHE: Did you love me?

HE: Yes, I did, I am doing and I will do.

SHE: Did you ever cheat me?

HE: I would die rather than doing it.

SHE: Will you kiss me?

HE: Surely, thats my pleasure.

SHE: Will you hurt me?

HE: No way, I am not such kinda person.

SHE: Can I trust you?

HE: Yes..

SHE: Oh dear!

AFTER WEDDING

>>>>>Read it from bottom to top<<<<<

 

Clever.

 

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BOOOOOORRRIIINNNG!!!!!!

 

my friend wrote it, and posted it on another site............

 

Hmm..

 

raeping time

Hi nhi_po.

 

what's the easiest way to die?

 

Why are you asking?

 

it depends on what you have in your disposal...