Spam Thread Mk. III

uh, corriger, your tux...

 

*looks at tuxedo*

... I should really consider getting a stainless, fireproof tuxedo...

 

Alan: Guess what guys! I invented the fieproof tux! Try it on Corgi! *gives tux to corriger*

 

How convenient! I was just considering getting a fireproof tuxedo!

*puts on the tuxedo, but it rips*

... Uh, Alan... it's a little small...

 

Alan: Good thing I made the size for "people that might destroy us all" people.....*gives another tux to corriger*

 

*puts on tuxedo*

It fits perfectly! Alost as if it was made for people who want to destroy/conquer the world!

Thanks, Alan!

 

Alan: Now to test it out......*uses flamethrower on Corriger*

 

AAAAAGH!!! MY FACE!!!!

But the tuxedo is fine... It works perfectly!

 

Alan: I guess I need to work on an invisible flame proof mask.....

 

Man... acting nice is hard...

And to top it all off, I have to act like a girl...

 

Shy: *walks up to Corriger* I suggest you use this:

 

... God.... do I have to...?

 

Party: It's for the best, dude, right Shy:
Shy: Hm.....

 

Eh.... uh...

... Can I at least use Jun Kazama instead?

 

Shy: Here:

 

... I wonder what Peachy will say if/when she sees me like this...

 

Shy: Remember to change your gender sign too.......*pulls scarf*

 

.. .Do I really have to? I mean, no matter what I'm still a dude...

 

Party: If you wanna convince Peachy and the others, yes.

 

... God dammit...