Spam Thread Mk. III

maybe this will help........*gives instant headache-away*

 

Don't laugh. >_<
It's that weird feeling you get, like the after shock. >_>

 

i know how you feel...
*remembers soccer practice*
T^T
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i hate being the goalkeeper

 

Haha, ouch. >_<
I remember my friend getting a ball kicked into his balls, and it was by our stronger striker so I laughed until he didn't get up for 20 minutes. XD

I always play center, I can laze around.

 

PAT T^T

Great now he ruining my mind T^T

 

Splice was weird. Too much sex.

 

*shifts glasses*
this is very interesting.......

 

You have got to be fucking kidding me
ASK AN EXPERT?!

 

Rape, forced, bi-species; you name it. Splice has it. ;P

 

Urgh....
My sister and her friend are singing in the other room. >_>

 

Try getting punched in the boob, or having your dog jump down on it.

Pain...

 

I wonder how much that hurts.
And which one hurts the most.

Only group of people who can feel both sides of the pain would be a tranny.

 

A lot, my friend. It's the nip that makes it hurt. So nippleless folk are lucky bastards.
If one thinks of a penis as a giant nipple... I guess that hurts more. :

Oh, boredom. Where are my orgy buddies when I need them most?

 

............
Never felt more secluded in my life..

 

Actually it's quite the same except minus the nipple. XD
If it just nips your balls, it doesn't hurt for a few seconds and then excruciating pain.
Getting hit on the penis doesn't hurt as much, but still quite painful.

 

I dont wanna be the one to say goodbye
But I will, I will, I will
I dont wanna sit on the pavement while you fly
But I will, I will, oh yes I will

 

NEGOSIATION

I sometimes wonder how I pass all my english exams when I can't even spell this word =.=

 

:3

 

Negotiation? If that's not the word you're thinking of I'm going to be pretty embarrassed.

 

Yes that's it,thanks~

I'm having one of those events next month :3
Course,I'm almost 100% sure he'll sell me but still...