Spam Thread Mk. III

*comes back*
.....oh, i'm sorry.....i might be able to stay...

 

yay~

 

*soft voice8 as long as you stay by my side....*hides* there's weird people with sexual cravings.....

 

...MOTHER FUCKER.

 

yessir

 

*hides*
*tears in eyes*
uh oh.....

 

Your mother is in this too? Ah well, I'll roll with that too.

Really glad I'm so used to adapting to fucked up situations.

 

AFz then?

 

Hmm.....I'm fine with that.

 

no thanks.....i have a mission.

 

a mission?.. hmm.. kks.

 

Of course she is. We need more people, MORE! Get your dad in on this. I want all your family in on this, LxD!

A mission, huh? Maybe this will be entertaining?

 

My Mom and Dad's at work. Maybe my Grandfather?

 

*gives a piece of heart*
can you put this somewhere?

*give piece of heart*
can you put this somewhere?

 

I'll put it with my heart.

 

Hot diggity! I love the feel of loose, wrinkly skin on mine. Show him the way!

...What?

 

*laughs softly* thank you...

can you put the piece somewhere safe?

 

Welp, judging from what I'm seeing, I guess I'd better get the weapons. You can't have a clusterfuck without a gunshot wound or a something of the sort.

 

Good day all.

A most interesting day you're all having if I don't say so myself.