Spam Thread Mk. III

Corny chat up line.

 

Yes, but it's so fucking absurd it actually works every once in awhile. Go figure.

 

Hmn... I'm 18, wanted to be a fluffy, white puppy when I was little, was friends with a cannibal, and I like soft things. I'm pretty much a typical "adult" as you can tell.

Your turn.

We'll see where the night goes. I'll be a pedophile for the time being. :

I feel my legs opening already.

 

theres some freaks in the livin'room gettin it on
and they aint leavin till six in the mornin' etc.. etc..

 

Well, I'm 14. Basically hate sports, but somewhat athletic. Wanted to be Godzilla when I was small, and is currently a shut-in.

There.

Threesome anyone?

 

Not sure how I feel about tag-teaming with a 14 year old.

Fuck it, let's do it.

 

Score.

I'm in.

Reider, you're just a ladies man, I see.

 

Oh yeah, totally. I make them scream and everything.

They tend to scream HELP instead of my name though for some reason...

 

if you don't know where your from and you
don't know where your goin but i'm so lit
i don't know where i'm at;where i'm from;
or where im goin etc etc etc.....

 

Well, at least we have a pro here.

So...uh, where do we start, Reider?

 

I'm in the mood for lovin'
We'll be touchin, We'll be huggin
I'm in the mood for lovin'
We'll get into.. etc etc etc..

 

You sure know how to get some fine ass.

Ohoho! I'm getting hot from your enchanting ways!

We even have us some mood music. I think we picked the right night, boys.

 

It's in the morning no interruptions
Sex in the morning, Sex in the morning

You know I love it first thing
Cuz you just let it marinate, let it marinate
I'll wait for you to open your eyes
Look at me and smile
You know what I want do
You slowly pull down the sheets to reveal what you keeping wide
I can't push sleeping anymore and you got the hottest body
I got the hottest hottie
Let me put some cream in your coffee~
etc. etc..

 

*soft voice* uh, um......hello?

 

Yeah, I can totally tell. I can feel the heat from here. It's almost unbearable considering how hot I am naturally!

14 year old kid, you take the back, I'm gonna go put on my robe and wizard hat.

 

The back it is.

 

Handle ya business
Physical with the fitness
Can I get a witness?
Tremendous, splendid
Ya hittin it, and bitten it
Done that, been there
Out that, In there Yea
Your sex in the morning, it feels so good

 

We even have a cat boy here to join in this mess?

Oh, you beast.

The back? Ooh lawd, this is some crazy shit, I'll tell you what! Let's get it on.

 

*looks confused*
*soft voice* this does not seem like the place i should be......*leaves*