Spam Thread Mk. III

OMG! Has anybody else heard the news?

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There's a huge oil-spill in some gulf or something. They say it's like the size of Rhode island and getting bigger!

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C'mon people... this is some SERIOUS S**T!!

 

Ok, I get the message, if there ever was one.

Great, something interesting.

 

GULF OF MEXICO
HAPPENED ALMOST A WEEK AGO

 

What was the message you get?

 

I was joking.

 

Knowing you, it must be some sort of mature-themed game.

 

hellos, need help about graphic card here

 

You clearly don't know me then
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Hi koyu

 

HI grohhh

 

obviously.

 

hi stanleyyy

 

good evening koyu

dont judge groh

 

Hi :

I've not seen much of you lately.

I just did, and badly. So I punish myself by drinking curry.

(which I love, by the way)

 

HI me

 

FckApplePie: You noob, go fck yourself and your mother
Me: Calm down, what have I done wrong, besides beat you 5 times in a row?
FckApplePie: You fag, go to hell you mother fcker
Me: No thank you.
FckApplePie: You asshole, I'll kill you
Me: Go ahead, try.

[me=Stanley Richards]beats FckApplePie 1 more time[/me]

FckApplePie: you hacked you noob, i'll report you you son of a bitch
Me: Go ahead.
FckApplePie: DONE YOU COCK SUCKER, LICK MY COCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Some Other random dude: I'd rather suck your manboobs
Me: It's not as if IJJI is going to give two fucks about this.
FckApplePie: GET THE FCK OUT OF THIS ROOM YOU ASS
Me: But I made it.
FckApplePie: I DONT CARE. GET OUT

*FckApplePie leaves the room

... That was the funniest guy in GunZ today. I wonder how many more of these people I'll see tomorrow.

 

when will this thread be closed?

 

When the birds migrate to the south, when the pigs start flying, when global warming finally ends, or when the moderators feel like remaking this.

 

Super Robot games!

 

WHERE WERE YOU?

 

Not ur business...