Spam Thread Mk. III

Spoiler

When I come back from a mighty quest
I have no need for sleep or rest
I head to a tavern for a drink
And get so drunk I cannot think
A wench by my side, a jug of mead
These are the things that I most need
So I sit back and sing this song
And drink and party all night long

(Hey Hey)
I want more wenches
(Hey Hey)
More wenches and mead
(Hey Hey)
I want more wenches
Lots of wenches is what I need (x2)

[Solo]

When I come back from a mighty quest
I have no need for sleep or rest
I head to a tavern for a drink
And get so drunk I cannot think
A wench by my side, a jug of mead
These are the things that I most need
So I sit back and sing this song
And drink and party all night long

(Hey Hey)
I want more wenches
(Hey Hey)
More wenches and mead
(Hey Hey)
I want more wenches
Lots of wenches is what I need (x2)

[Solo]

(Hey Hey)
I want more wenches
(Hey Hey)
More wenches and mead
(Hey Hey)
I want more wenches
Lots of wenches is what I need (x2)

Ohhhh yeah.

 

I lie in my bed, staring at the sky, the stars, the moon, the black clouds And I ask myself:
"Where the fuck is my roof? 0.o"

 

But seriously...I need more...

I'm glad I found a shop that imports from america <3

 

Spoiler

Tommy Lee:
Seventy seven million dollars made
From watchin' me cum under the sun
On my vacation (after hours on Spectravision) shootin'
My jizzy jizzum the woody
Has rissy rizen I ain't gettin'
Paid to entertain your birthday showers
Rockin my porno tapefor hours n hours
Clitoris's are fearin me it's bigger than Ron Jeremy

Fred Durst:
Cause it's them ass cheeks that meake my ass weak
And I've been runnin' with the blueballs since last week
And if you ask me I'll be glad to speak until we get butt naked
And break it down with NASTY!

Lil Kim & Tommy Lee (Chorus):
Get Get Naked
Come on baby make it hot(Get Get Naked)
Ride the cock till you hit the spot
Get Get Naked
Come on baby make it hot(Get Naked)
Ride the cock till you hit the spot

George Clinton:
Roof roof
Doin' it dogy style
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay

Tilo:
The little Geisha ho from tokyo aho said she
Could blow ten dollas love me long time in a limo
For really doh
I'm just try in to fly with the flows freak up some hoes
Blow up the showsmake a little dough-ho I
As if you didn't know back to the stripclub freakin' up some ho-ho's
Swingin' my dingaling it ain't no thing

Tommy Lee & Tilo:
It's those intergalatic ho's who come down in those
Space probes five green hienas
Representin with no clothes
Mix Master Mike, Mix Master Mike
Makin' the pussy tight
No jimmy no gimme no lust
In the Methods of Mayhem we trust!
Its a must so rip off yer clothes and expose yer BUST!

Fred Durst:
Cause it's them ass cheeks that meake my ass weak
And I've been runnin' with the blueballs since last week
And if you ask me I'll be glad to speak until we get butt naked
And break it down with NASTY!

(Chorus)

You only Love me when you want punanny

Lil Kim:
Queen bitch red lipstick
The all black harlot call me black Barbie
Fuck a blow job it's a motherfuckin' hobbie
Under 7 inches uhh sorry
Minute men I can't fuck wit them
I like to ride the cock till you hit the spot
Uhh come on baby make it hot
Got a convertable drop the top
Before we do a thing I want the diamonds and the rings
The furs the minks the jewels the links
You know I'm freaky so ya got to eat me and uh
I know you hate it but uh
GET NAKED!

Lil Kim & Tommy Lee:
You ain't lickin' this
You ain't stickin' this we don't want the dick
Fuck the cunt games you girls can't complain
And I ain't leavin' til you're sleepin on the cum stains

(Chorus)

XD

 

...WTF

 

Oooh! My turn!

Spoiler

 

Tch

 

Lol. XD

Freakin epic. XD

 

Lolz, MOM XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KFV9_pM2c0

 

[me=hYpNoS]demands pop tarts[/me]

 

HOES & WINE!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

*Gives Hypnos Poptarts then demands to eat Fishy*

 

Goes great with cheese.

 

Sorta reminds me of my brothers 18.... Sept take away wine and replace it with beer and spirits XD

 

Lol...

 

HE IS THERE :

 

WTF YOU DOING IN HERE!?

...and what flavour did you give me?

Bottom right corner.

I thought she was a trap when i read it...FAIL!

 

HOLY SHIT, A PHANTOM, QUICK, YOU GET THE SEAL, I'LL GET THE SHOTGUN!

 

Gave misleading information my ass...

 

Spoiler

Oh yeah. XD