Spam Thread Mk. III

Uhuh.

 

yay i wrote rubbish sentences as my essay

 

A+?

 

Well I haven't cried yet sooo~~

I'd rather pluck the eye out don't want it on my [CENSORED] now do I?

 

lol as if i can get A+

 

...good idea actually.


Why did she dump you though if I may enquire?

 

10 then?

 

HEY!! I can behave if I have to...

ok

^See! Tsk Tsk Tsk!!!


Hi eva ;D

 

Well I invited her over my house and well my parents got in the way and so did my past time.
Parents making fun of her and me. I tried to keep my ground but something about parents not leaving you alone....
And then the stuff I had on my comp. XD

 

10?

 

Your parents made fun of her ??? What a way to welcome people to your home
What's on your computer?? Porn?

 

yeah prawn lots of them

 

this is most likely 15th time I say this byt.....
It sucks to be you eh?

thats 4 to 10,its similar to A,B,C,D,E,F system

 

Words mean nothing m'am, you know that as well as me.

...the comp stuff I can understand.


My mate killed it all when he got a girlfriend, he was a sex/porn addict, when he got his gf, he just her around...everyday :

I'd suggest this, if you want to commit, kill it or put it all on an external drive, even if it won't work as is.


I'd rather remove anything that's a death wish to a relationship than leave it, what's better...artificial fapping or the real thing?



As for the parents, seriously, don't make her meet the parents until after a month...that's a crazy move in such a short time, you got movies and places to go to...


But parent's are no excuse to end love, unless she's the bitchy type.

 

He wishes it would suck...

 

yeah fail most probably

 

Yeah they do that to anyone and everyone I invite over, especially my mum. >_>

And yup porn of lots of types I was like I'll only delete this porn if you become it.
She said she felt uncomfortable around me...

Nope not really.
Lucky for me I have women wanting me all over. (Just in my head. T_T)

Lol yeah.
But we've been good friends for a while so going to movies seemed under par.

 

HEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE

 

...there is more than movies...you just have to work out what else to do.

I'd say beach but I hate sand/sun/seagulls because I run them over constantly regardless of the traffic on the road.

 

Hahahahaha well keep on fapping then hahaha
And your mom sounds... nice
I bet people feel really welcome at your house