Spam Thread Mk. III

THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO ASK TIGER WOODS

YOU THINK WE SHOULD JUST EAT HIM?

 

WHICH STOMACH?

 

THE ONE WITH THE BLUE COLON

 

BUT I CUT THAT COLON TO DEFUSE A BOMB.

 

LET'S DONATE HIM TO STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA THEN THAT WAY THEY'LL HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT

 

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, I HAVE TO MONEY TO PAY FOR SHIPPING SO IT'S GOOD.

 

HEY, LET'S GO HARASS ROSIE O'DONNELL AFTER THIS

 

WHY NOT ROCK?

 

HE HAS SUPER-DUPER BANTASTIC POWERS PLUS I HEAR HE'S LOW ON CALCIUM LATELY

 

HA!

Break AF, I come here!

 

I WONDER WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW.

Oops. Caps lock. You know, I can't imagine going on for such a long conversation in caps over there...

LET US CONTINUE

 

SO YOU CAN'T RIDE HIM AS HARD?

What a coincidence, eh? The topic gets locked and the site goes down.

 

Noticed that too eh?

 

SHUSH BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN IF YOU TALK ABOUT BAREBACK BUTT SECKS

 

WHY?

A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT FEELS GOOD SOMETIMES.

I'M INCLINED TO AGREE.

 

HAVING BAREBACK BUTT SECKS IS FINE, BUT NOT TALKING ABOUT IT

IT MAKES YOU SOUND GAY

 

oh good lord the topics that go on here....

 

I know, right? This is so much fun~♥

 

SO IT'S LIKE FIGHT CLUB BUT GAYER?

TO MY KNOWLEDGE A WOMAN TALKING ABOUT IT ISN'T GAY.

 

IT IS WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO A GAYSIAN ABOUT IT