Spam Thread Mk. III

NO ME

 

NO WAY MAN I LIKE YOU YOU'LL DIE IN THE PROCESS IF WE DO THAT

-SNARFLE-

 

I LIKE THIS PLAN BUT I DON'T THINK GLENN BECK WILL MAKE A GOOD OFFSPRING.

 

WE'LL GIVE GLENN BECK TO OUR OFFSPRING AS A PUNCHING BAG

 

THAT'S RAISING THE OFFSPRING RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

AND THEN WHEN THEY DO STUPID THINGS WE'LL TURN OFF THE TV, SIT DOWN WITH THEM, AND HIT THEM

 

WITH EITHER A TWO BY FOUR OR POSSIBLY A BRONZE STATUE OF EITHER YOU OR ME.

 

BRONZE CAN KISS MY ASS HOW 'BOUT UNOBTANIUM

 

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, ALBEIT THE ELEMENT IS UNORIGINAL.

 

WELL IT TURNS OUT YSNILITE IS COPYRIGHTED BY SOME DOUCHE SAC

 

WHY NOT JUST USE IT? THAT DOUCHE SAC WILL NEVER KNOW.

 

this is going to places unexpected

 

YAY FOR YSNILITE

AFTER THIS LETS GO EAT JELL-O AND STORE IT IN OUR SECOND STOMACH

 

FUCK I LOVE JELL-O.

WE NEED WHIP CREAM FOR IT AS WELL.

 

YES, ALSO WITH CHEESE WHIZ 'COS THAT'S THE SHIT

UH-OH MY WATER'S BREAKING

 

ARE WE BIRTHING IN A POOL OR A POOL WITH CORN STARCH?

 

A POOL FULL OF SULFURIC ACID WILL BE GOOD FOR THE OFFSPRING

 

WILL IF LIVE?

 

YES! IT'S KICKING! IT'S COMING OUT!

WAIT TIGER WOODS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?

 

WAIT WHAT

MESSO DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL ME?