Spam Thread Mk. III

I got up too early

 

i got up too early because its 2pm

 

hi,

anybody win with the giveaway here?

I tried everything, consecutively browsing games, refreshing pages, WTH!

 

f5 f5 f5 f5 f5 f5, and repeat

 

i'll try for another 5mins :
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Give up.

 

I got 2500 points. <<

 

I got...

[me=hYpNoS]facepalms[/me]

BORED!

 

hewlo mr. Ds64, and how are you on this fine mourning?

 

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house

Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.

She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,

Cause a bimbo's phone number was in his Blackberry.

Hed been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.

Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.

He'd been cheatin' with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,

With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.

From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,

Tiger's sad sordid tale was all over the news.

With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,

When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.

Despite all his cryin' and beggin' and pleadin',

Tiger's wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.

And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,

"If you're gettin' laid then I'm gettin' paid."

She's not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,

Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.

 

Since was a morning fine?

...I was AWSOME this week end, hung out with mates on both days (yeah and my neck is still sore...it's hard hanging around all day you know)


Got new gear...I got another external hard drive to play with (1TB WHOOOO!)


Work in 11 mins however

 

Yay for me!!
5000 pts!!

 

Hey what do ya know it's time for Christmas
And I've been acting good all year
I never have been all that superstitious
But that don't mean I hate reindeer
So Santa, I don't know if you're listenin
Im not quite sure how this works
I wanna good girl for huggin and kissin
Not a headcase who only dates jerks

I dont, need more toys and shiiny things
I just want a blonde who likes to sing


So don't put a bow on a box
Theres no need to send Megan Fox
I don't need big mansion
So lets nix Scarlett Johansson
They'll be teardrops on my guitar
If I end up with Amy Smart
So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift


So Santa when you come down the chimney
You can skip right past the kitchen
Im sure youre sick of all of the cookies
So got you Fearless Platinum Edition


And no one will mess with her when she's mine
And Kanye will watch his mouth next time


Yeah, I'm gonna have to refuse
If in comes Penelope Cruz
If she is a bad girl, sending her back
Cause Lindsay Lohan is wack (just like crack)
I'd rather have Jason Mraz (Im yours)
Than be stuck with Cameron Diaz
So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift

I know her and I are gonna fit...
Taylor Taubenfeld has a ring to it


Id rather be hangin alone
Than makin out with Emma Stone
Yeah Id rather get a subpoena
Than kick it with Angelina
Yeah I'll probably shed a few tears
If you mess up and send Britney Spears
So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift

 

Dear Santa,

I know I'm going to hell

But I only ask for one thing

To take one person with me

So I can torture themm all the time





Dear Satan,

Can that person I mentioned above be santa, I really do what a list of presents as big as what he get's from the world ya know
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Time for work...good bye

[me=hYpNoS]logs out[/me]

 

It's Christmas and we walk alone
Two strangers with no one to miss us
On our own
Out in the cold

Trudging onward
Braving a harsh winter storm
You and I met passing by
And now our spirits feel warm

I don't have anyone at home to talk to
And you don't have anything to do
So I'll spend my Christmas with you
I'll spend my Christmas with you

It's Christmas and we are in love
With the way that the soft snowflakes kiss us
From far above
The blustery breeze

Trudging onward
Braving a harsh winter storm
You and I met passing by
And now our spirits feel warm

I believe that Jesus is truly the only way
I celebrate Christmas because it's his birthday

I don't have anyone at home to talk to
And you don't have anything to do
So I'll spend my Christmas with you
I'll spend my Christmas with you
I'll spend my Christmas with you
I'll spend my Christmas with you

 

hi..everyone!

 

g'day mr. ds64, have a nice time at work, and dont let the kitties get to you..~!

 

MK.III??

 

hello to you too

 

Why IV??

 

reider then seph then b2k then reider again