Spam Thread Mk. III

21 rules to guys girls should know

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
( FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)

2. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

3. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

4. Crying is blackmail.

5. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


9. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

10. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

11. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself.

12. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

13. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

14. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve=2 0is.

15. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

16. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

17. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

18. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football
or Hockey.

19. You have enough clothes.

20. You have too many shoes.

21. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

 

Nailock KOTETSU

you liked those groh?
send it to P4 if you would be kind enougth

 

Ohoho I am most intrigued by this.

I want more spider babes. >_<

 

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[me=hYpNoS]wants to kill something or someone right now[/me]

 

ok i have too many nicknames

bye eva~n

 

Picture 1 seems to be drawn by the same person that draw the Living with Monster Girl one
The eyes are the same to me....

 

kill your bro

 

are you asking me

F¤%&/ I feel like h dealer......

 

Thanks then

What do you guys and girls usually calls me anyway ? :
hYpNoS is the only one who called me full so far.

I don't know many band's name anyway

 

Point taken

 

*fixed

 

But shiny is by far the coolest right.

Anyone who feels like giving it to me is fine.

H dealing can become quite fun.

Well I'm of to bed aswell.
Good night guys!!!!

You are now Teddy and you shall be named that until you change your Avi/sig then I will call you by anything that resembles that.
I know I have awesome nicknaming skills.

 

You're the one who offers to spread it in the first place :

I made a good point for once :

 

Yep read the rules understand the rules

 

Don't underestimate this bear, it has a Chainsaw :
Good night kid.

 

Yeah..
For once.

 

I call you Galileo.

Kill me.

 

And a Cigar.

Well I'll stop my lurking and get off for real.

 

idk
there's pokie, haru, ammy,yuu... xD

 

nigth P4