Spam Thread Mk. III

*Actual facebook status*

To slit throats in a convert manner or to slit throats in a manner only an alien can do...

 

Holy crap, man. The stuff I posted before? Did that just come from a—manga? Crap, I've been reading too much —.

Yay childhoods!

 

What's wrong with child hood dreams?

[me=hYpNoS]still plays racing cars with his teansformers from the 80's[/me]


VROOOM VROOM goes optimus prime

 

BEAT THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES ON MEDIUM! W00T (yes you think it's so easy but i got GH3 2 weeks ago)

 

There's nothing wrong with childhood dreams. I was just cheering because I had finally found the manga —, which I had lost when my hard drive crashed. And died.

I wonder if that lunatic is friends with Boxy...

 

I know a friend who I mistaken for boxxy...until I found out she was emo...poor girl...


For once she hasn't a thing to complain about today, if only because she's not hanging out with idiots trying to run her over...

[me=hYpNoS]lives in a fucked up world[/me]


And which lunitic are you talking about...is it the awsome Nat that made my avaar

 

Thank whatever gods you worship for your ignorance... No, seriously. If you knew what I was talking about, you would be scarred. (x_x)

 

HI!

[me=hYpNoS]is a boxxy fan[/me]

 

-is downloading porn'[ probably made when I was three-

 

It's okay.

Your scent makes me so intoxicated I'd be pulled over for drunk driving.

 

Can you 2 stop sniffing each other?

Christ...I hate taking my 2 dogs for walkies...they won't stop sniffing each other...


[me=hYpNoS]pulls nat's and messo's chocker chains[/me]

 

MmHmm! I didn't know you were into that kind of stuff, aha.

 

No I'm walking to dogs, since when did I say...

"let's have a dominatix party"

Eh?



Now then...what is for dinner...hopefully something tasty...and still alive...preferable screaming.


[me=hYpNoS]wants human flesh tonight as he's sick of animals[/me]

 

Sounds kinky.

 

hey messo, hypnos, natewile

 

Everything I say sounds kinky.

Shoving live grenades into a persons mouth is kinky.

Playing ps3 in shorts sounds kinky.

Beeping people in shorts sounds kinky.

Eating gold fish sounds kinky.


EVERYTHING I SAY IS KINKY-SO EXCUSE ME IF I'M KINKY!



...bugger this...I need to clean this damn noise hole.


[me=hYpNoS]is now clearing his ears despite the pain in doing so[/me]

 

"Walking dogs" translates into "dominatrix party," just so you know.

Wait wait Hypnos you're a girl?

 

He is!

 

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[...]goodbye[...]

 

You know, these chokers look like they're made for me. But I'd look much better without the chains... -messes with chain leash-