Scenario Solutions!

Why are you always ruining our fun?

Anyway:

I'll choose to live for eternity.

Scenario: A giant Spongebob invaded your villa, suddenly, the village Elder ordered you to kill the Spongebob for some really random reason. In his hand are two kinds of weapon: A legendary sword and a Gun that has infinite ammo even if you took out the magazine. What will you choose?

 

both
an extremely fat burger s asking you to put suncream on it in front of 100 people. what do you do?

 

ill put some

you and your girlfriend are doing something funny ;D and your mom came and saw you two what will you do?

 

she probably farted so id hid my mum away from the intoxicating smell.

Scenario:
Your staying over at your grandmas house and her clock ticks so loud you cant sleep cus of it, what do you doooooooooo

 

bury the clock

scenario:
50 geeks visit your house for your "party" but theyve got the wrong address what do you do?

 

sell them starwars merchandise!

 

wheres your scenario?
ill make my own
scenario:

youre the only one who knows mouth to mouth resusi(something)
and a hobo just drowned!he needs your help! what do you do?

 

connect a sterilised tube from my mouth to his mouth and tada!
There are gigantic keyboards falling from the sky(random ftw) and there is nly one shelter. The shelter is small enough for only 1 person but garuntees you to survive in it. It's you or the guy who can stop the keyboards with a 10 min incantation. Who will it be?

 

not you.me...


there are cats humping everything they see (parody from k9)
a dozen spot you.....theres a volcano,a cave,a gun factory,a lake,an ice skating rink and a vampire who wants to kill you ...where do you go and what do you do?
(pick from the options) and stop reviving ^_^

 

i would go to the underwater cave, in which a vampire lives but is currently not there, under lake which also has a sand volcano made by the kiddies that were there 3 hours ago till ran away from the humping cats. Then i would bribe the gun factory to threaten a ice rink maker to start making a ice rink on the lake where im currently hiding so the humping cats cant get to me but get the gan factory to shoot a few holes in the ice so the vampire can turn into a bat come back home

Your bored, its midnight you have slow internet and have used 3.5gb when the cap is 4gb and you cant go to sleep because your brother snores like a train. You also have console of any sort that can entertain you. What would you do?

 

Who cares about the brother! Play games til I die! (Probably a handheld Fire Emblem)

You hear that New York City is about to have a bomb dropped on it, you know where the person who is dropping the bomb is, but you also know how to stop the bomb and all of the citizens are to dumb to hear you. What will you do?

 

leave them, New York a trash hole which robbed me of my wallet

Your hatred of New York has sprung back to life, you can do almost anything as long as it invlovles destroying New York. How would you destroy New York

 

I will detonate a nuke dead center then kill anyone who tries to escape the containment zone.

You are trapped in a video game that is just impossible to beat all by your lonesome and beating it is the only guarantee that you will be released. What would ya do?

 

Do what I normally do-devote another 5th of my life to beat it in a rather casual way


You just got Jenifer Hawkin's (miss universe-australian ) msn adress for one night (confirmed) but you lose all net access just trying to long in-what would you do?

 

i would just go friends house to try to log-in theres no guarantee she'll accept you right?

what would you do if you playing your favourite game and saves because its late the next morning you try to load the game it wrote save game corrupt?

 

Do what I normally do-start all over again.

(Just for the question I used-she gave it to you-a temporary one from a contest XD)


What if you (theroetically) had a relationship with someone of the oppisite gender online, but after a year of having a great relationship they turn around and revealed to you they were of he SAME gender?

(ie male claiming to be a female-mate of mine had one of these-freaked out)

 

Destroy the internet completely leaving no trace of the relationship and blow him up with all of the USA's Neuclear misslies to utterly obliterate him or just beat the cr*p out of him

it's 2 and you have the hottest chick in school in your car and your car breaks down and you can't phone for help because of no reception. What do you do?

 

Scenario:
There is a zombie outbreak where is the first place you will go?

 

Mountain.

You break your leg on a mountain range, in a spot very hard to be seen from birds-eye-view.
Remembering you are over a five thousand feet off the ground, do you:
a) Move to a location that can be seen easier, risking more pain.
b) Stay where you are and wait for help.
c) Create a fire, so you can be seen easier
d) [Other]

 

You break your leg on a mountain range, in a spot very hard to be seen from birds-eye-view.
Remembering you are over a five thousand feet off the ground, do you:
a) Move to a location that can be seen easier, risking more pain.
b) Stay where you are and wait for help.
c) Create a fire, so you can be seen easier
d) [Other]

I chose d) Do a barrel roll

the situation is the internet is down, all your roms become corrupted, and your disks break, what do you do?