Sarcasm and you

Natalie blows.

^^
Ded gets in line.
^^

 

This is the internet, show some class.

Also, dedboy. You tapped that before?

 

Nah, my cousin probably couldn't deepthroat. But now his GF... I won't say anything of it.
She called me at 2am, talking about how he never listens to her.. I listened to her.. I just happen to listen better when I am repeating thrusting motions over and over.
I am slow like that.
At least he got cleanup duty

 

Sarcasm is great! It shows you can laugh at yourself as well as make fun of other people who could be too dense to "get" what you're saying. It's good clean fun if you make it out to be.

dedboy, by listen you mean "listen"? *wink* *wink*

 

when I was too sick to go to school, I told my mom. she said i was sarcastic and I was forced to go. within 30 minutes, I started vomiting all up on the floor. they blamed ME for not telling my mom I didn't feel good.

 

I'm sorry it took that having to happen to illustrate a point. But once you've been labled as sarcastic, it's difficult as best to shake that branding. When I had to see my docs PA(Physicans's assistant) she ran some tests and asked me if I had been sexually active recently. I told her no. Only to get a giggle and her to tell me to keep the number of women I slept with to under 5 a week :|

 

She wants to fuck.

 

She'd be the one who'd give him 5 fucks a week.

Also your sig is lying to me.

 

And not a single fuck was given that day.

I'll code a dynamic one that displays different shit for different people once I have the time. HAPPY?!

 

What a sad little fuck.

No, I'm never happy or satisfied.

 

I cry myself to sleep at night. But yes, I can generally spare a fuck for you and various others around the place.

Nobody is ever happy or satisfied, all is as it should be.

 

I'd love some spare fucks or two. Generally I can do with two to seven and be somewhat content for the time being.

I need more. What is the purpose of life when my goal is to be happy or satisfied, yet I cannot reach it at any point? I should just kill myself.

 

Me too.

EDIT
Although I don't care for finding a purpose in life. Especially now with summer coming up.

 

Summer is gonna be fucking sweet. Junk food, internet. New city, so much more new tail to chase.

 

Thanks to the two lovebirds hijacking my thread[/sarcasm]

Filthy mouthed Natalie- You can't get pregnant from swallowing you know.

Such lusciousness on a gaming forum. You guys know how to make a cracker feel great.
[here's a story to laugh at now, you know, one to make you feel better about your lives.]

[NON SARCASM]*Due to me having too much testosterone, I now have erections that last around 2 to3 and a half hours at a time. Not to mention I can climax more times that I want to.. Friday night I hit 43 times in a nine hour span.*[NON SARCASM]

I know you're thinking, why the hell would that be a problem.
Well when you almost sit on your package, it hurts.
I've had to resort to taping it to my leg to keep it safe and from being seen.
Man, this sucks bad..