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Safety/Selfdefense tipps

Discussion in 'Sports' started by CainMasters, Oct 10, 2007.

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  1. jc_106

    jc_106 Well-Known Member


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    what about if it's an animal in the zoo??...
     
    jc_106, Dec 31, 2007
    #121
  2. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    If its a predator, stand still, if its an elephant or a rhino etc run as fast as you can, and not in a straight line
     
    Loonylion, Dec 31, 2007
    #122
  3. jc_106

    jc_106 Well-Known Member


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    you mean, run in circles, right??...  ;D
     
    jc_106, Dec 31, 2007
    #123
  4. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    no, I mean run, but keep changing direction, because they can't turn as fast as a human can. They could easily outrun a human in a straight line race.
     
    Loonylion, Dec 31, 2007
    #124
  5. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    Wow!!! Kewl info man!!! so if its elephants & rhinoes run like a headless chicken & if it's a predator stand still & keep your cool....but what if a "Loonylion" was after you (pun intended)what should you do??? ;D ;D
     
    Cahos Rahne Veloza, Dec 31, 2007
    #125
  6. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    you don't piss me off :p
     
    Loonylion, Dec 31, 2007
    #126
  7. rounds25

    rounds25 Well-Known Member

    89. If attacked by a mountain lion (or loonylion): 1. act as big as possible 2. back away slowly 3. Throw any handy children as a snack
     
    rounds25, Dec 31, 2007
    #127
  8. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    :D ;D :D ;D LOL HAHAHA!! you crack me up dude!! ;D

    90) Or find a dispensable Cookie monster you can scare or distract him with ;D ;D
     
    Cahos Rahne Veloza, Dec 31, 2007
    #128
  9. rounds25

    rounds25 Well-Known Member

    This is not a laughing matter! Studies which I just made up show that 400 people die every year because of Loonylion! He truly is a silent killer. Join the cause and find a cure. (hope you dont find this insulting Loony :p)
     
    rounds25, Jan 1, 2008
    #129
  10. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    I'm insulted that you think theres a cure... :p
     
    Loonylion, Jan 1, 2008
    #130
  11. rounds25

    rounds25 Well-Known Member

    I don't. I think we should FIND one. Loony poison can cause some pretty crazy hallucinations. ;)
     
    rounds25, Jan 1, 2008
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  12. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    how can you find that which does not exist?
     
    Loonylion, Jan 1, 2008
    #132
  13. rounds25

    rounds25 Well-Known Member

    Touche
     
    rounds25, Jan 1, 2008
    #133
  14. Solus

    Solus Well-Known Member

    Ewww...loonylion is venomous?
     
    Solus, Jan 1, 2008
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  15. rounds25

    rounds25 Well-Known Member

    No, I suppose not.

    91. If greeted by Chuck Norris, just say your last goodbyes cause there is no way out of it now.
     
    rounds25, Jan 1, 2008
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  16. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    92) NAMBLA (The North American Man Boy Love Association) members, now there's something you really got to watch out for :eek:
     
    Cahos Rahne Veloza, Jan 1, 2008
    #136
  17. jc_106

    jc_106 Well-Known Member

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    wrong thread, dude, that should have gone to the ''Why the outdoors is bad for you'' thread...
     
    jc_106, Jan 3, 2008
    #137
  18. rounds25

    rounds25 Well-Known Member

    Pokemon street gangs
     
    rounds25, Jan 4, 2008
    #138
  19. jc_106

    jc_106 Well-Known Member

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    94. be like a terrorist : don't care about injuries, as long as you get out alive...
     
    jc_106, Jan 6, 2008
    #139
  20. Tboi

    Tboi Well-Known Member

    Always carry a camera's for when you are attacked by a person with camera fear

    oh 95
     
    Tboi, Jan 6, 2008
    #140
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