If its a predator, stand still, if its an elephant or a rhino etc run as fast as you can, and not in a straight line
no, I mean run, but keep changing direction, because they can't turn as fast as a human can. They could easily outrun a human in a straight line race.
Wow!!! Kewl info man!!! so if its elephants & rhinoes run like a headless chicken & if it's a predator stand still & keep your cool....but what if a "Loonylion" was after you (pun intended)what should you do??? ;D ;D
89. If attacked by a mountain lion (or loonylion): 1. act as big as possible 2. back away slowly 3. Throw any handy children as a snack
;D ;D LOL HAHAHA!! you crack me up dude!! ;D 90) Or find a dispensable Cookie monster you can scare or distract him with ;D ;D
This is not a laughing matter! Studies which I just made up show that 400 people die every year because of Loonylion! He truly is a silent killer. Join the cause and find a cure. (hope you dont find this insulting Loony )
No, I suppose not. 91. If greeted by Chuck Norris, just say your last goodbyes cause there is no way out of it now.
92) NAMBLA (The North American Man Boy Love Association) members, now there's something you really got to watch out for
