Safety/Selfdefense tipps

Always equip yourself with one or more Gun toting, shuriken throwing, lock, stock and two smokin' barrels, top gun, marine/karate kid jin_kazama's

 

79. If you don't have the force skills to construct a lightsaber, do not try to take one directly or use one against a jedi. Wait for a jedi battle to end and loot corpses for lightsabers, and use them only against normal people.

80. Taser > Lightsaber, they actually exist!

 

Remember to go the extra mile and bring those spare plasma grenades too.

 

Make sure your hands aren't sticky.

 

Uh....you people are Star Wars freaks...

 

^The last two are Halo

Make sure you don't forget reality

 

Heh, your ^ has been ruined by the top of the page. You're pointing at nothing!

 

Oh how can I forget Born2killx. He is a weapon you can use to defend yourself.

 

Note the username

I think he is even born2DEFutillhedies qualified.

 

83. cover your ears, so you don't hear the word ''objection'' blowing your head ^^^...

 

84.Oh my gawd! Bring your copy of phoenix wright and press the objection button when any mugger tried to mess with you!

 

85. Hell, one woman pushed the objection button when I hit on her! That'd make a good insult...
We should have an objection button to replace the facepalm, so Solus can abuse that.

 

You're making that up.

 

OBJECTION!!!! I am not!

 

Wow my head is still intact. I'll try, OBJECTION!!!!!!!!OBJECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OBJECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE THAT!
HOLD IT!! I don't think it's working.

 

Nope, I haven't exploded yet.

 

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[b]86. stay away from spammers... ^^^^^^[/b]

 

87. Stay away from tigers at the zoo

 

88.Stay away from the zoo all together.

 

Should anyof the above mentioned tips fail, knee kick your assailant square in the balls if it's a guy or drive a hard punch on their boobs if it's a mo****in" FAT ASS CHICK ;D