Safety/Selfdefense tipps

50) always carry some pepper spray to stun your enemies...

 

what are you... a girl? XP

 

If you are a girl, get a guy with pepper spay to stun your enemies.

 

51) Memorise your Fatality command and be able to input it really damn fast. Your other option is always the Konami Code. Unless your life resembles Gradius 3.

 

don't play mortal kombat, or you'll get mad... ^^ ;D

 

Brutality > Fatality.

Oh, and always carry a garbage bag with you in case you have to dispose of a body. It wouldn't do to have your clothes all covered in blood

 

55 (real number) ) play the hitman series to learn some tricks...

 

56) Never wear a shirt that says Star Trek on it or the jocks will kick your @$$

 

57) Go full on star trekkie with your blu-ray powered phaser gun

 

58) buy the ps3 so you can get the blu ray laser...

 

59) If you do wear a trek outfit, remember this: Never, ever wear a Red Jersey. They attract horrible deaths like jack thompson attracts hate.

 

60. Learn "Shoryuken" from Street Fighter

 

61). or better ask Akuma to teach you his Demon's rage

 

62) learn some kung fu...

 

Neo: I know Kung Fu.
Morpheus: Show me.

XD

anyway...

63. learn CQC from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

 

64)always carry some shurikens...





and metal darts...





but first of all, learn how to throw them...

 

65) Dont piss people off...

 

Nor can you delete the save file and start over.

 

66. Always carry your Millenium Items andsoem yu-gi-oh monster card, so you can use Game of Darkness to protect you.

 

67) always carry a camera to take photos of the people trying to yugi oh duel you in a fight so you can continue to laugh later with your mates.