Safety/Selfdefense tipps

36) Though a cast iron pan will deal a one hit kill

 

37) Always, ALWAYS stay indoors. And only go out if you absolutely HAVE to. even then be paranoid. and carry something hard up your sleeve. and dont take a iPod. in fact dont BUY an iPod

 

38) see tips #1 thru #37 as shown above.

 

scream like the infected in 28 days latter

 

39) If you DO have to go OUTSIDE be careful. Unlike the inside you ouly get 1 life and there are no continues. :-[

 

40) Go outside only if you are drunk(10 vodkas + 10 beer at least)then you are prepared
for everything plus you F****ng stink so nobody will be nearya

 

41. let your wang hang out and always ask people to touch it. When someone actually agrees to... then you're screwed

 

42. always carry a weapon when you are travelling at night....hey no body ask you to wave it at cops...

 

43. But do so if you need to

 

44. always keep your lucky chipmunk in your back left pocket and an EXTREMELY angry cat up your sleeve. You never know what'll happen...

 

45) always remember if you get into a tight situation Cat Stevens will save you no matter what.

 

46) make sure you carry extra quarters just encase you die...

 

make sure to have a revival pill like in mgs 3...




this thread is becoming insane...

 

47: if you are going to carry, make sure you carry 3 guns, one of them without any bullets, one of them only have one bullets and one of them are fully loaded...always draw the empty guns 1st when you encounter danger, the gun with only one bullet next and finally the fully loaded gun (as final)

 

why that??...

 

well the 1st gun, which is the empty gun, is just a pose....nothing much and it is as effective as loaded gun as long as you dont fire it...if somehow your attacker able to grab the gun from you, he cant hurt you (since there is no bullet),

then draw the gun with only one bullet, your attacker might think its might be empty as well which will let his or her guard down so you can get a clear shot, if you somehow miss that shot, your attacker will either try to grab the gun from you (again) or back off since its loaded, but since its as long as you dont try to fire the gun again he or she wont know that its empty...so he or she cant hurt you with it.

if you attacker somehow able to grab the gun from you, draw the next gun, your attacker wont know if it is loaded or not..so he or she will back off at this point since the risk is too high...if he or she didnt back off, fire the gun at him or her and dont stop if it is not empty.....

this is a tactis that play tricks on your attacker, but this tactis is uselss if your attack is armed with a gun.

 

ehhh let's say that carrying around three guns and not at least a little bit suspicious requires a lot of skill

 

48) Carry an uzi and spray the guy with the 3 guns.

 

49)I can't stress this one enough... DON'Tgo outside