Safety/Selfdefense tipps

or Ethiopia...
Oh, wait... streets in Ethiopia? Nevermind.

 

i guess there are "dirt paths"

19)don't be an american (unfournatly i am) in another counrty

 

carry around a great stonking stick

 

21) always have a big metallic pipe at hand...

 

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^LOLZ

23) and lube

 

23) be sure to have an eye in the back of your head...

 

^ 24) and short hair

 

25. Don't eat yellow snow.

 

26) Always, Always remember, if you close your eyes and pretend to be somewhere else, it will all be over soon.

 

^ Only if you wear red glittering shoes.

27) Print this thread out and memorise it.

 

28) be sure to have a printer...



and ink...

 

and a few sacks of blood

 

30) Wear a garlic chain around your neck and keep a sword in your back pocket

 

31) and silver bullets

 

32 : And the almighty cross! [sharpened like mad >.>]

 

33) Lock, Stock and two smokin' barrels!

 

And if in danger, always throw your mother, so you have time to get away

 

^ 35) though make sure your mother is well equipt