Riddles

When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?

 

Hmmm

adding two hours to 11 o'clock?

 

YAP

 

DO BABIES COME FROM THE MOTHER OR DID IT CAME FROM EACH OTHER?

 

PORN

 

Pressure?

 

no, porn

 

It's pressure. It turns pancakes brown. But makes celebs stupid?

 

They get under pressure from from the media and sometimes do dumbass things one example is like when Britney Spears snapped and shaved her head other BS things

 

Oh. So the answer is pressure. I didn't know it turns polar bear's fur white...

 

Polar bears are white because the pressure at the poles is low, so they have to be able to absorb heat

 

Oh. Well I learned something today.

 

i am here in dark but when there's light i take flight what am i

 

a shadow.

 

ur teacher is very stupid (no offense )

 

It might be a math teachers. Math teachers hate English teachers and vice versa.

 

I arrive once in every second, once in every minute and once in every year. What am I?

and i'm still the King.

 

The letter 'E'?

 

God damn it

 

That one was super easy :S