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TRANSLATION :

If I say, "Everything I say is a lie",

Am I telling you the truth or a lie?


Although I don't know the answer.

 

Both... I think... My brain hurts nya~

 

truth =p because when you are lieing you are saying the truth

 

I get nya~

 

Correct answer-

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A lie.
It can't be the truth without contradicting itself (and therefore being a lie), but some of my statements can be lies, and this is one of those statements.

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Writing- Galactic Basic

Riddle in human writing:

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Food can help me survive, but water will kill me. What am I?

 

you are a flame

 

Yup! °°Gives a Coockie to kedem°°

 

fire?

 

A panda walks into a restuarant and orders food. Once the panda is finished eating, he shoots the waiter and leaves the restuarant. Once the police catches the panda, the police asks "Why did you kill the waiter?" The panda replies "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?

 

Panda: A natively Chinese mammal that eats shoots and leaves

XD
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This riddle has rules NO CHEATING!! Okay, the rules are:
1. Click each spoiler and read what it has to say.
2. Close the spoiler and DO NOT under ANY circumstance look at it AFTER you closed it.
3. You MUST close the spoiler AS SOON AS you are done.

Okay, here it goes:

1.

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Mike the bus driver has 9 people on his bus.

2.

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At one stop, 4 people get off, and 6 people get on.

3.

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At the next stop, 6 people get off, and 2 get on.

4.

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At the next stop, 3 people get off, and 6 get on.

5.

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At the next stop, nobody gets off, and 1 person gets on.

6.

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At the next stop, 2 people get off, and 1 person gets on.

7.

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At the next stop, 1 person gets off, and 8 get on.

8.

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At the next stop, 2 people get off, and 3 get on.

9.

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At the next stop, nobody gets off, and nobody gets on.

10.

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At the final stop, nobody gets off, and only one person gets on.

11.

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The one person that just got on suddenly says to the bus driver, "Hello. I'm taking a survey to see how many hours bus drivers work per week." The bus driver tells him, then the man says, "Thank you, now if I could please have your first name only?" What is the bus driver's name?

 

Mike xD
I used to do this one all the time

 

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