riddles RIDDles RIDDLES

the letter 'M'

 

yeah thats right

 

OK here is one for you: (it is easy but it is all i could think of)
two friends are sitting in a bar talking. one of them tells a story about an insident he read of in the paper.
Jhon and his wife are sitting in the living room, Jhon falls asleep and dreams that he is chasing a criminal on the high way (they both drive cars) then the criminal drives across rails seconds before the train crosses them, Jhon notices he cannot avoid hitting the train and the second he is about to hit the train his wife wakes him up because it is late and they sould go to bed but the shock gives him a heart atack and he dies instently.
after the story , the mans friend loughs , claming this story is obviously made up.
how did he know?

 

he knew it because the newspaper couldn't possibly know what he was dreaming about

 

correct.

 

That was indeed a very easy one.

 

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

What am I?

 

doesn't the last line has to be "can you guess this riddle?"
if so the awnser to the riddle is : no

 

pressure.

 

New one: I can throw a regular tennis ball 1 metre away and have it come back to me like a boomerang. How is this possible?

 

I did not add the "can you guess this riddle" so you have to answer that text.

Manaseater got it

Chuck Norris.

 

yup true.. XD

 

It bounces off a wall

 

Phew, haven't posted for a while. OK mine now-
K has a friend J.
K and J went to the park and saw a black bird.
The black bird flew over K and left a white stain on K's black suit.
What did K do? (Maybie you'll know what did J do?)

And for starters the answer isn't: K made a JK (joke).

 

I found the answer on the internet.
[quote author=Master_of_Time: on http://rmrk.net/index.php?topic=694.35;wap2]if he had recorded the gunshot and died right there, he wouldn't have been
able to rewind it back to the beginning of the tape.
[/quote]

 

Should I tell the answer to:

Also disregard the boomerang part.

 

... yes

 

the FORCE( star wars) helped

 

Throw it up. Sure it'll take some hand-eye co-ordination, but it's possible.

 

I feel like such an idiot now