riddle me this!

There are only 2 dentists so the old guy must be the young guys dentist and does good work

 

What's a cross sum ?

 

the young doctor has lovely teeth cause he goes to the old guy and the old guy has bad teeth because the young guy is rubbish so the woman choose the better dentist

 

*thinks to himself* Could I have used the wrong word? ??? :-\ (maybe digit sum?)

Anyways.
What I meant is the sum of all digits of a number.

examples:

12 -> cross sum (or whatever it's called) = 1 + 2 = 3
15020 -> cross sum = 1 + 5 + 0 + 2 + 0 = 8
7 -> cross sum = 7
123456789012345 -> cross sum = 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7 + 8 + 9 + 0 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 = 60

 

Presumably the last question gives it away, the answer is no.

It's like saying onomatopoeia is a very hard word to spell but can you spell "it".

 

Because a dentist can't clean his own teeth D:

 

whats blue and spills like red paint?

 

... water?

 

Blue Paint?

 

well done

what were you thinking and to my knowledge water is clear

 

Can you think of a crime that is punishable if attempted but not punishable is actually committed?

 

SUICIDE!

 

ah you got there while i was posting

 

correct XD

 

i have no clue ROFL
and yep it is ;D

OKAY here's one

Tom and his younger sister were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch each other.

How did she accomplish this?

 

Heard and solved this one before. She slid the bit of paper under a door and made the kids stand at either side.