Random movie lines/quotes

"I'M A DUDE, PLAYIN' AS A DUDE, DISGUISED AS ANOTHER DUDE." -Tropic Thunder

 

"Gimme some sugar baby" Bruce Campbell Army of Darkness

 

"Shaken, not stirred." - James Bond, from Most of His Movies

"There is no spoon." - Neo, from The Matrix: Reloaded

 

"Architect, you shall not build this house again" - Prince Siddhartha (Keanu Reeves) on the movie The Little Buddha.

 

"I don't think we'd have any alternatives. There isn't a single aspect of ship operations that isn't under his control. If he were proven to be malfunctioning I wouldn't see how we'd have any choice but disconnection." - 2001 a space odyssey (again)

"Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon, and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!" - Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

"So scream! Squeal!" - Låt den rätte komma in (Let the right one in)

"She's more optimistic than you where time's concerned. She was at the hairdresser's and and arrived at 8:00 to dine with you." - Jules et Jim

"There has to be a mathematical explanation for how bad that tie is." - A Beautiful Mind

"In the end, you see, it all comes down to one thing: they have a sort of negative Midas touch - everything they touch turns to shit!" - The Great Rock and Roll Swindle (wish i could give the full quote but I'm sure I would be banned if I did)

"You can't touch anything without destroying it! Who the hell do you think you are hanging around here, huh? Get the hell outta here! Go you freak!" - Edward Scissorhands

 

"OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"
-Troll 2

So epically horrible.

 

after shooting a man raping another girl with a cross bow

"I thought you were a doctor, that heals people?" - said the man that was shot.

"your stupidity is terminal, consider yourself cured" bruce campbell-alien apocalypse

 

"'Cause he's f*** ugly, that's why."
-Hot Fuzz

 

"You wanted to rid the world of weapons...and you gave it your best one ever".

Iron Man

 

"You don't pull it right now, we are still on the plane dumb***."
Transformers 2

 

"I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum" Roddy Pipper They Live

 

"You wanna be a big cop in a small town? F**k off up the model village!" -Hot Fuzz

 

"THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!" King Leonidas from 300, while saliva splatters from his mouth.

 

Oh my, he's killed the dog.
Again.
-Sherlock Holmes

 

C. J.: [Mahalik reaches over C.J. for a bag of nuts] Hey, what you doing?
Mahalik: Relax man. I'm just trying to grab some nuts.
Mahalik: [reaches over Mahalik for his bag of peanuts] C.J., what are you doin'?
C. J.: I just wanna eat some peanuts.
Mahalik: Huh?
C. J.: [holds up a bag of peanuts] See? Peanuts.
- Scary Movie 4

 

Van Helsing: You're coming with me.
Carl: The hell be damned I am.
Van Helsing: You cursed! Not very well, mind you. But, you're a monk. You shouldn't curse at all.
Carl: Actually, I'm still just a friar and I can curse all I want... dammit.

~ Van Helsing

 

"By the power of greyskull! I HAVE THE POWER!!!!":- He-Man

 

13 year old girls are the cruelest creatures on the planet
mr and mrs smith love movie love angie and lurrrve brad ;D

 

"Life's a bitch. so am I!"
Catwoman - Batman Returns