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Random movie lines/quotes

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by johncarl, Dec 7, 2009.

  1. nhi_po

    nhi_po Well-Known Member

    " just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming swimming swimming~...." Finding Nemo(Dory)
     
  2. Usoppu

    Usoppu Well-Known Member

  3. ace1o1

    ace1o1 Well-Known Member

    "We are no longer the Knights Who Say Nhi. We are now the Knights Who Say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!"
    ~ Monty Python and The Holy Grail
     
  4. 1prinnydood

    1prinnydood Guest

    "Jesus Christ! They've done it... They've done it!" - Threads

    "Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor. And then help me find my nose." - The Return of the Pink Panther

    "Let me put it this way, Mr. Amor. The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error." - 2001: A Space Odyssey

    "She sips nitro... with Phase 4 heads! 600 horsepower through the wheels! She's meanness set to music and the bitch is born to run!" - Mad Max

    "If you feel you are not properly sedated, call 348-844 immediately. Failure to do so may result in prosecution for criminal drug evasion." - THX 1138

    "Maybe that's why I like you, Tom. I've never met anyone who made being a son of a bitch such a point of pride." - Miller's Crossing
     
  5. ADMSeraphes

    ADMSeraphes Well-Known Member

    "Everyone! I have an important announcement!...... You all suck! *skids down to docks and lands on a sandwich raft* and now... bon appetit!" Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
     
  6. 1prinnydood

    1prinnydood Guest

    Sci-Fi special from me --

    "I'm in command of 18 competitively selected super-perfect physical specimens with an average age of 24.6 who have been locked up in hyperspace for 378 days. It would have served you right if I hadn't... and he... oh go on, get out of here before I have you run out of the area under guard - and then I'll put more guards on the guards!" - Forbidden Planet

    "Open the door!" - Alien

    "There is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan." - Cube

    "I got the better end of the deal. I only lent you my body - you lent me your dream." -Gattaca

    "Man was created by Nature in order to explore it. As he approaches Truth he is fated to Knowledge. All the rest is bullshit." - Solyaris(the original version of Solaris)

    "THIS IS CETI ALPHA FIVE!" - Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan
     
  7. MadmanNero

    MadmanNero Well-Known Member

    "Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was ... thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'ALL GODS ARE BASTARDS' - (Rincewind) Color of Magic (film)

    "Light is green, trap is clean" Ghostbusters
     
  8. 1prinnydood

    1prinnydood Guest

    "I know, Sol, you've told me a hundred times before. People were better, the world was better... " - Soylent Green.

    "Shit witness. I'm having you lad. You banged that officer at Roly. You must have thought you walked quietly away from that one. But he's here. He's me. He's every fucking screw in this borstal. Every one of us. Come on!" - Scum

    "Gizza job! I can do that!" - Boys from the Black Stuff(6 part mini series on UK TV)

    "Pig! Filthiest of all animals! I will cut your heart from your body and feed it to the dogs!" - Snuff(1976)

    4 quotes to do this film justice.......

    "A deer has to be taken with one shot. I try to tell people that but they don't listen."

    "I'll tell you, Nick. You're the only guy I go hunting with, you know. I like a guy with quick moves and speed. I ain't gonna hunt with no assholes."

    "Every time he comes up, he's got no knife, he's got no jacket, he's got no pants, he's got no boots. All he's got is that stupid gun he carries around like John Wayne."

    "Holy shit, you know what those are? Those are sun dogs. It means a blessing on the hunter sent by the Great Wolf to his children. It's an old Indian thing."

    all four from: The Deer Hunter
     
  9. Tian Maut

    Tian Maut Well-Known Member

    " I am the law!"

    - Judge Dredd
     
  10. kme92

    kme92 Well-Known Member

    Clerk: "Hey freeze Bitch!"
    Will: "No, you freeze Bitch!"
    Clerk: "Ooohhh Shit. I'm Fucked."
    Will: "Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious."
    Martin: "And some Skittles..."
    --- Bad Boys


    "You either Die a Hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a Villain."
    --- The Dark Knight


    "Who is your Daddy and what does he do?"
    --- Kindergarden Cop (Arnold Schwarzenegger)


    Customer: "I am reporting your name to the manager!"
    Ed: "The Manager already knows my name."
    Customer: "Oh I'll see you in hell!!"
    Ed: ".... Okay, See you there!" :D
    ---Good Burger
     
  11. Paddette

    Paddette Well-Known Member

    Oh Dae-Su: Even though I'm no better than a beast, don't I, too, have the right to live? - OldBoy
     
  12. rock91

    rock91 Well-Known Member

    SHIKAKAAAAAAAAAAAA...:Ace Ventura Pet Detective in Africa
     
  13. smashbrosmk

    smashbrosmk Well-Known Member

    blue: craig
    green: money mike
    one...
    hold your balls...
    two...
    grab a handful...
    THREE!!
    RUN!! AHHHH!!!
    Friday After Next
     
  14. 1prinnydood

    1prinnydood Guest

    "I can't figure out if you're a detective or a pervert." - Blue Velvet

    "Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?" - Trainspotting

    "After being bombarded endlessly by road safety propaganda, almost a relief to have found myself in an actual accident." -Crash (not that shit about the American stock market crash. This is the 1996 film about ....well you should go see what it's about, bad actors and a great script)

    I walked around for months talking to you. Now I don't know what to say. It was easier when I just imagined you. I even imagined you talking back to me. We'd have long conversations, the two of us. It was almost like you were there. I could hear you, I could see you, smell you. I could hear your voice. Sometimes your voice would wake me up. It would wake me up in the middle of the night, just like you were in the room with me. Then... it slowly faded. I couldn't picture you anymore..... - Paris Texas.

    "All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with *light* coming out of his mouth!", Big Trouble in Little China
     
  15. hahahahaha

    hahahahaha Well-Known Member

    Star Trek: Wrath of Khan

    Kirk "Khaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!"
     
  16. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    "I don't ever want to go back to the bad place" - Chance the American Bulldog from the movie "Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey Home"
     
  17. haseoTOD

    haseoTOD Guest

    "Shame, you could've been a good Mafia." -Hot Fuzz

    "Oh my God... She is so drunk!" -Shaun of the Dead
     
  18. nhi_po

    nhi_po Well-Known Member

    "uhm.. do those girls go to your school?"
    "no, theyre porn stars"
    -Girl Next Door
     
  19. haseoTOD

    haseoTOD Guest

    "Peek, Yrrej, Tuo?" -Be Kind Rewind
     
  20. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    "Whoever wrote this episode should die! It's so badly written!" - Gwen DeMarco in "Galaxy Quest"