Random death

I accidentally get sucked into the time bubble and go back an equal amount of time. I then find John Connor and tell him to specifically not make Battery removal instructions for the T1000.

That's not necessarily an appropriate thread. You don't have to plot.

 

In frustration of the fact I don't know how to take out the battery, I get an alien friend of mine to shoot down the whole area.

 

I change class to just a regular, everyday normal guy, and then buy a replica sword and chop you

 

Being back in time and all, I get a nagging feeling I should tell some alien dude to target normal guys with replica swords.

 

I get a time machine and drag you back into present time, then throw you back into the time machine after I set it to "321236124 years ago" and once there you get killed by a dinosaur. Then I ask my alien friend to destroy anything involved with time travel.

 

My foot hit the default dial when you throw me into the time machine, or 1 hour into the past. I tell the alien friend that you're a terrorist most wanted from his home planet.

 

(Objection, I've already stated that you have been eaten by dinosaurs. End of story.)

 

(overruled - foot hit dial before transport)

 

(Another objection, my alien friend has been a good friend of mine since I was 5, he wouldn't believe you.)

 

Repeat thread.
Locked.