Random Complaints

... you guys are so bitter ...
... you should smile more often ! - see the beauty in all that !
... all i say, i say with passion !

i'm not saying you should agree with me, or be polite ...
i'm just saying ... you don't have the balls to admit i'm right !

... what's wrong with a little chaos here and there ?!
... people dance according to the music, they blindfold their eyes ...
none really realize, until it's too late ...

i'm just trying to make people think ... yet, i know this madness can't be stopped ...
so if we look by another perspective, i'm spreading chaos - just look how you act ...

... i just think it's beautiful either way ...

 

.........................................................................................boogers................

 

Mr hellow33n: You wish to discuss the level of intellect, or, as per your observations, lack thereof, within this forum and to a higher degree, the world? Very well then, let us first examine your recent posts on this thread, then, make an informed assumption of how your level of intellect compares with the rest of us "idiots." First off, let's analyze the grammatical structure of your posts.

You seem to enjoy employing the use of ellipses. Ellipses are primarily used, when placed in a properly constructed sentence, to indicate of omission of words in the text. It can also be used to signify an unfinished thought or trailing off into silence. Following that train of logic, you seem to intentionally leave out remarks in your statements and pause in between sentences. This raises the first red flag. Seeing as how one can preview one's post and edit it as one sees fit, this raises the question as to how much thought you put into the construction of your post. Of course, one may argue that this is nothing but a "Random Complaint" and real grammatical construction would be useless in threads such as these. However, after seeing the length of your post, I have come to the conclusion that you have TRIED to put an effort to construct a reasonable statement, but as evidenced by your post above... let's just say that your effort is... lacking.

Second, let us discuss your apparent "connection" with the FICTIONAL character known as Agent Smith. Let us put aside first the fact that you admire a person with the same views on humanity as Stalin, Hitler, Saddam Hussein..., and instead focus on the fact that he is a FICTIONAL character who is nothing more but a COMPUTER PROGRAM. The fact that you apparently "relate" to a fictional movie character is bad enough, but, knowing the fact that he is is a fictional character about a COMPUTER PROGRAM really shows your level of intelligence, to which your statement thinly veils, are so proud of. Computer programs are just packets of data bound to lines of commands to which they are forever bound to follow. Thus, when you say that you "relate" to "that guy," you are inadvertently stating that your level of intelligence amounts to nothing more but a blithering buffoon who can only act as someone commands.

Which brings me to my next point. While your statement above holds water in some aspects, primarily "your" observations on the attitude of humans when faced with hardships and their inability to be satisfied with their current lifestyle, I have to assume that your words are not your own and that you only stole those marvelous concepts from REAL intellectuals. And before you refute my statement by saying "Yeah!? well you're not using your own words either!1!!", which just proves my earlier point if you do so, take note that this is an analysis of your unique post. No one, other than myself, would have had the chance to give their comprehensive opinions on it before I do, which means that all of the words I post are 100% my own. But I digress - my point is, by choosing to construct your statement on the foundations of other people's thoughts, while contributing nothing of your own, you are just reinforcing the image that you are a brainless nimrod who has found access to the internet and found a few snippets of some very powerful and enriching philosophical topics, but lack the means to fully comprehend them.


I would like to go further and analyze your other posts, but I believe this would suffice in my goal of enlightening you on how gloriously idiotic you are making yourself out to be.


Once again, welcome to the Internet. TITTIES!!

 

I complain that you all should just shut the fuck up.

That is my complaint.

 

Toffee - "Mr hellow33n: You wish to discuss the level of intellect, or, as per your observations, lack thereof, within this forum and to a higher degree, the world?"

No, I don't ...

plus ... I never said, I'm better ... or that i gotta a perfect grammar, I mean - english isn't my mother-tongue ...
I wonder if I'm writing sh*t right !!! - lol
I'm just saying ... meh ... you already proved my point ...

Thus, that's internet ...
Welcome friend ...

I hate people who just assume stuff ...
Seeing how much you loved my posts, you should read them again !
=p

PS : "However, after seeing the length of your post, I have come to the conclusion that you have TRIED to put an effort to construct a reasonable statement, but as evidenced by your post above... let's just say that your effort is... lacking."
- no ... i didn't even try ... i was just saying stuff that popped on my head ... but then again ... random complaint, right ?
... chaos ... it's so funny ...

 

dont fuck with white death

 

I will kill you all in your sleep.

 

I'm not gonna even bother anymore.

Back on topic:

You know how sometimes when you wake up and take your morning pee, it sometimes forks in half? I hate that.

 

I'VE GOT AN ACCOUNT TOO LULZ

Spoiler

pen0r

 

I complain that this thread isn't funny anymore D:
Ohnoes!
Also, hellow33n's posts read like a senile man going of on a semi-comprehensible rant.

 

Jeez, when's that guy gonna shut up >.>

 

I complain that people even read that stuff ==" then again if no one did maybe this thread would die =O

 

WILL YUU SPEED UP?
/rant rant rant

WAI THE ISP HERE IS SO SUCKISH AND EXPENSIVE?

 

Maybe it's a sign for you to watch less anime :

 

I hate it when the Canadian PM attempts to change the Canadian Government to the <His Name> Government.

I also hate it when he has a bunch of people arrested for peaceful protests.

 

IT'S REBELLAN' TIME

LET'S SEE THE UN GET THEIR HANDS DIRTY WITH THIS ONE

 

I hate how it fuckin rains JUST when I'm about to go play ball <_< and how we don't have enough courts around here...

 

That's just badong, my friend.Titties haz no internetz!