Questions only?

Good sir, I feel I must inquire; are you of the mentally deficient population?

 

I'm sorry, could you rephrase that so someone of my mental disposition could understand?

 

No, why am i not a mod yet?

 

You really don't know?

 

I really dont. Do you?

 

Of course not. Why would I?

 

why are you asking me why you would know something?

 

why are we asking otherselves the same question but in a different manner?

 

Why is it much easier to rephrase the above question?

 

why isn't it easy?

 

is it because your drunk?

 

If I said no, do you think it'd be a lie?

 

if i said i think its not lie, would you think that is a lie?

 

(We sound like Captain Jack Sparrow )

Why lie? Wouldn't it be better if we lied, but then told the others that we lied?

 

Do we lie cause we just feel like lying because lying feels great sometimes?

 

...what? (the classical question)

 

eh? (^the Canadian version ;D)

 

Nani?(^the japanese version)

 

G'day mate? (The aussie )

 

BLARGHGHGHGHBLARGHGHGH?? (Nigel style)