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  1. alukado

    alukado Well-Known Member

    banned for having a name im too slow to pronounce
     
  2. will1008

    will1008 Well-Known Member

    Knob Goblin learning pill
     
  3. paulthegreen

    paulthegreen Well-Known Member

    Home Work
    SCIENCE - due thursday
    Finish questions 1-6
    Read info sheet and answer 1 - 5
    Post Merge: [time]1271840881[/time]
    Wii - 17
    Xbox 360 - 3 [HURT]
    DSi XL - 30
    Dreamcast - 30
    snes - 30
    msx - 30
    neo-geo - 21
    psx - 30
    Ps2 - 27
     
  4. Yupingas

    Yupingas Well-Known Member

    Again_CRACKED_USA_NDS-SUXXORS
     
  5. iluvgtavcs

    iluvgtavcs Guest

    杰森 · 陈
    jason chen of gizmodo
     
  6. yoshi2889

    yoshi2889 Well-Known Member

    http://www.r4sdhc.com/down/R4i/English2.06-R4i.rar
     
  7. iluvgtavcs

    iluvgtavcs Guest

    http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3860045
     
  8. yoshi2889

    yoshi2889 Well-Known Member

    Patching system...
    G:\XSYSTEM - Patch 100%
    Creating needed programs...
    Extract ROMCODE=-4 100%
    Extract ROMCODE=-8 100%
    Extract FirmwarePatch 100%
    Extract GamePatch 100%
    Extract X-DOS 100%
    Extract skins 100%
    Extract Moonshell 100%
    Extract Firmware 043%
    Please wait, this can take several minutes.
     
  9. amuletneko

    amuletneko Well-Known Member

  10. yoshi2889

    yoshi2889 Well-Known Member

    http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=39566.0

    (I'm making an tutorial on how to install that :p)
     
  11. Kiekoes

    Kiekoes Guest

    Acekard 2i - AKAIO 1.6 RC2 ~ Using SUXXORS Cracked ROM
    R4 - Wood R4 v1.05 ~ Using SUXXORS Cracked ROM
    R4 - YSMenu ~ Using SUXXORS Cracked ROM
     
  12. amuletneko

    amuletneko Well-Known Member

    http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=big&illust_id=9681519
    yay a pic with (almost) everyone~ AOBA~~~
     
  13. yoshi2889

    yoshi2889 Well-Known Member

    <MY DADS PRIVATE SITE>
     
  14. Xx_Sayuri_xX

    Xx_Sayuri_xX Well-Known Member

    http://www.epicmafia.com/lobby
     
  15. yoshi2889

    yoshi2889 Well-Known Member

    echo
    set INPUT=
    Set /P INPUT=a/b:
     
  16. GhanaChris

    GhanaChris Well-Known Member

    Bienes ProfilPic ist komisch xD
     
  17. yoshi2889

    yoshi2889 Well-Known Member

    Wii - 3 [Hurt]
    DSi XL - 30
    Dreamcast - 30
    snes - 30
    msx - 30
    neo-geo - 21
    psx - 30
    Ps2 - 29
     
  18. paulthegreen

    paulthegreen Well-Known Member

    As the two were surveying the contours of the landscape, Dan snapped his head back as though someone or something had hit him in the face. He fell down hard landing on his back on top of some heavy brush. Henry quietly called over to ask what the hell all the ruckus was. Dan, by this time, was holding on to the side of his face. Shaking his head and cursing the situation, Henry ran over to see what had happened. Very carefully Dan removed his hand from his cheek to show Henry what the problem was. From the bottom of his right eye to below the right side of his mouth was a deep six inch scratch. A gouge would be a better way to describe the wound. Blood covered the side of Dan's face with splatters covering the front of his shirt.

    "What the hell did you walk into," half laughed Henry taking the opportunity to make fun of his longtime boss.

    "There is nothing here to run into, you jerk." Dan murmured as he looked away from the mini-laughter of Henry. "Something came up to my face and attacked me." Dan sobbed even though he was desperately trying to keep his composure.

    Henry knowing that nothing lived on the sanctuary with the exception of a few birds and rodents took the opportunity to again make fun of his boss. "I think your imagining things." Henry responded. "Something probably fell off one of the trees and you were lucky enough to walk into it." Henry then proceeded to return to what he had been trying to do before Dan interrupted him.

    The logic of Henry's statement settled Dan down even though he was very concerned over the blood flow down his face and onto his shirt. The expression on Dan's face made Henry smile. Dan then ranted on about his lousy luck which then caused Henry to begin a full fledged belly laugh. Dan followed with a few giggles himself but because he was feeling pain he couldn't get himself to completely enjoy the moment. Because Dan's face did not stop bleeding they both decided to get him to a doctor to check the wound and see if he needed stitches. Their moods were generally light until they both heard a large roar of what sounded like an oversized house cat.

    The two of them stared at each other hoping that the sound was only a figment of their imagination. The area showing no signs of movement before now started howling as though a summer nor-easter was approaching. Dan and Henry could not feel any wind.

    The right side of Dan's face was now throbbing but because he started to experience fear, the pain seemed the lesser of the two problems. Henry broke the silence and succinctly said, " Let's get the hell out of here!" Dan didn't have to answer because he just followed Henry into what he thought was the way out.

    The trees and the bushes were now swaying back and forth as though they were in the midst of a major storm. The two men still couldn't feel any wind. Darkness seemed to be enveloping the area even though it was long after sunrise. To make things worse, even though Henry swore that he was back tracking his way toward where they entered the sanctuary the trees and underbrush kept getting thicker. They also not only couldn't feel any wind, they couldn't see any signs of an upcoming storm in the sky. The only thing they did hear was that damn screeching of something that sounded like a very angry cat.

    "Do you know where the hell you are going!", screamed Dan now knowing that they were probably going around in circles.

    "Blow it out your nose", retorted Henry not caring who had or who would continue to have the roll of boss in their relationship. Dan could see that Henry was now beginning to panic, for the man never got himself even close to lost before. In fact, Henry knew he didn't get lost, something else did. Something that was now scaring the be-Jesus out of him. Something he didn't want to know but knew in his soul that he did. The trees were now swaying back and forth as though they were in the midst of ripping themselves out of the ground.

    Henry showing that he had begun to panic saw a large rock on the edge of a group of trees overlooking what seemed to be a small ocean inlet. Leaving Dan to tend for himself he climbed the rock to try and get his bearings. Dan followed in the hopes that this could be the lost exit. Dan's right eye was nearly closed but he didn't need both eyes to see what occurred in the next few seconds.

    The selectman's meeting started like every other selectman's meeting started over the past two hundred or so years. First the town fathers arrived to have their mini-meeting in the chief of police's office located behind the senior citizen's hall. Now I'm not talking about the selectmen who are elected by the whole citizenry. I am speaking of the real town fathers who are the great-great-great grand sons of the pioneers of the Town of Kroy. Peter Rush, Philip Leighton, Arthur Weare, and Jamie Freeman were but a few of the twelve or so names now occupying the second largest room the town had to offer.

    Many, if not most of the townspeople, thought that these men were the individuals who really made the important decisions that the town had to make. Not the selectmen. Not those five elected officials who always seemed to know what questions were to be asked. If they were, every now and then surprised, their answers still resembled the answers to the questions that were supposed to be asked. These same selectmen, or I should now say select-people because there was a woman on the board, arrived about an hour before the meeting was to begin. And a half-hour after the town fathers had arrived.

    This particular meeting had a greater purpose than most. It was to both debate and decide on a new planning system the town had desperately needed ever since the land values on the coast of Maine doubled if not tripled in value. The goat-ropers, as the locals were known to call all new settlers in Kroy, were arriving in such large numbers that the higher the locals sold off their lands the more these people wanted to buy. This is where the problem begins. The school, water systems, and even sewer systems were calibrated to a small slow moving coastal community. Its population was only supposed to swell during the summer months. Because the summer only lasted for a maximum of ten weeks, this temporary population problem disappeared before it could produce any permanent damage.

    Now the population was swelling with both intensity and permanence. The local builders, at first, were able to handle this growth in needed housing. Because of the large amounts of money that could be made from this population explosion, the big city contractors started buying up the small local contractors with such fervor that the old local cabinet maker builder was becoming extinct. With their extinction was the disappearance of the responsibility to restore the natural beauty of the lands that were to be developed. This was the reason for the out of the ordinary town meeting.

    The concerned citizens arrived approximately twenty minutes before the meeting was to begin. The early arrivals hoped to be able to have some insight and friendly conversation with the powers before the meeting. Not that this swayed the minds of the power holders. It just made the common citizen feel important. Some of these early arrivals also had hopes of one day showing their importance by becoming a selectman. Never a town father though because your great-great-great grandfather had to have been born into that position.

    The regulars were next to arrive. They did not dally in the outside vestibule to try and talk to the principals. They simply went into the main auditorium and took their usual seats next to their usual friends. The rest of the concerned citizens finally arrived to take what seats were left or to just stand in the back of the room. They hoped that they would understand what was about to begin. A few minutes before eight o'clock PM the room was full to capacity.

    Everyone who was fortunate enough to get a seat and even those who were standing against their portion of the wall always seem to stare around the now ancient auditorium. Even though most had been there countless times before. The room reeked with age and character. Not long ago a group of organized goat-ropers wanted to build a new civic center and meeting house. This idea was easily defeated because the whole concept of a selectmen's meeting without using the ancient auditorium seemed utterly absurd.

    The walls of the auditorium were obviously white washed hundreds of times before because every now and then you could see paints of years past through a crack or a chip in the most recent coat. The older the paints the creamier the color. The ceiling also gave away its age by not only being a ceiling of an auditorium but also a work of sculpture. Its hand carved embroidery was a glimpse into a perfection of past workmanship. The lights were also sculptured into the design of the ceiling with their bases continuing the pattern. The large now manila bulbs were yellowed to a point where the one hundred-watt bulbs could only illuminate the light to the intensity of an early sunrise. As long as nature would allow it, the people of Kroy would keep this building for the citizen's place to meet.

    The selectmen would be the last to enter. All sounds would cease long before that. Yes, you probably guessed it. As soon as the fathers of the town entered the now full room and took their place toward the back by their section of the wall the buzzing and whispering quieted down. The selectmen finally entered and traditionally called the meeting to order.

    Unlike all other meetings this particular assembly had a new presence in the form of a slightly obese balding man in the front row. He was known all over town as the king of the goat-ropers. The man who, as he says, united all the contractors of the area to reap the maximum benefits from the still growing building boom. If you talk in confidence to both the young and older builders you would hear a different story. This guy was slicker than a new born worm kind of thief.

    His name was Danny Popka. He was of Greek decent and Italian Heritage. Massachusetts based, he made his millions by making rural Nashua into an industrial giant. After draining that city of all the natural resources it had he decided to make Kroy his next target for total industrialization. Or as many of the locals put it. Total castration. What a perfect choice. Kroy had been known for its endless supply of empty lots covered by grandfather type zoning. Danny Popka's now famous quote was that Kroy's beauty was second only to its opportunity for wealth. His wealth. Calling Kroy beautiful was not the greatest of compliments for the town because Danny's only views of beauty had to come from the potential of an ever-growing bottom line.

    He was now sitting in the front row waiting for his turn to address the meeting. He was wearing his customary light tan five hundred-dollar suit. It was an impeccable fit for a man thirty to forty pounds over weight. He was extremely clean shaven and because the top of his head had absolutely no hair, it had the ability to shine under the ancient lights overhead. On his right was his local attorney, Bill Hisheen. Billy had barely kept himself above water before Dan came to town because he had the reputation that he would sell his mother's soul in order to make a buck. If there was ever a definition for legal weasel, Billy Hisheen was it. Just the type of attorney Danny could associate with and also control. To Danny's left was his corporate lawyer dressed in the same type of suit Dan had been wearing. His name was Arthur Gukler. He was the man that held the real legal power under, of course, Dan.

    *******************

    The meeting had many different items on its agenda that included renewals of liquor licenses, entertainment licenses, variances, and discussions concerning everything from sodium light control to crosswalks. About half way through the meeting the chairman of the board of selectmen opened up the discussion on whether or not the town should enact a building ordinance to override the existing grandfather ordinances concerning a building moratorium.

    The discussions began with citizen after citizen stating that the reason they moved to Kroy was because of its rural safe nature. They argued that the openness of Kroy's fields were meant to end only at the rocky shorelines of its beaches. One after one they reiterated that their children and their old were happy in this setting. They warned that any non-controllable urbanization program would not only destroy the natural beauty of the area but also put an end to the life style that they and most other inhabitants learned to love. Discussion continued and ended in screams of agreement only to be quieted down by the chairman of the board banging the now one hundred plus year old gavel on the well over one hundred year old head table. The only people in the audience who remained silent were the town fathers who seemed more solemn than they usually were. Their anxiety was obviously breaching on sadness. This sadness on despair.

    The meeting rambled on for over two hours before the town attorney for Mr. Popka asked to be recognized. With some quiet moans and groans Billy rose and began to speak in an extremely nervous tone. He stated that it was always possible for any town to change laws that were made years before. Poor hapless Billy was shouted down after his statement to the point that all in the room thought he was going to break down and cry. Even before he sat down the meeting lost its Robert's Rules etiquette by having people stand unrecognized to voice their displeasure toward Billy's comments.

    It was if the Pope himself walked into the room when Dan Popka raised his hand to become recognized to speak. The room immediately quieted down to hear what the newly ordained King of Kroy's industrialized future had to say. And say he did. Standing in the middle of the front of the room he turned toward the now silent crowd and stated the laws according to power and money.

    "First of all", Dan smoothly stated, "there is not enough money in all of Kroy and in all of your homes to stop me from building where I want to build".

    He said this so point blankly that the only people he did not shock were the town fathers. It was as if they had been in attendance at a similar meeting before. Dan was obviously taking his time so that all could ingest the reality he just expressed. He kept the silence going by saying nothing. He just stared into the crowd finding, as many eyes as he could that were not focused down at their feet or hands.

    "Secondly", Dan finally continued, "if I did decide to move on. You would be left with such a massive loss of revenue due to lost tax dollars that your roads and town properties would disintegrate before your very eyes."

    Again he hesitated to continue and clearly saw that most of the eyes of the people of Kroy were propelled down to their shoes forced by the power which was being displayed before them. Except, of course, for the town fathers who just stared into the space in front of the selectmen's desk that happened to be occupied by Dan Popka?
     
  19. yoshi2889

    yoshi2889 Well-Known Member

    [quote author=Seph]
    Sorry, only older NDS games can be requested. New ones will be added when they are added.
    [/quote]
     
  20. raypie

    raypie New Member