Post your own FML!

Today, I stole Nathan's waffle and his pancake, and shot the puppy. FHL (F his life)

 

Someone stole my poo waffle and my poo pancake, and stole the neighbor's dog. YAY

 

Today was awesome. FML?

 

Today, I woke up with a stuffed nose, stomach ache, and other allergies. I have a basketball final tonight. FML

 

One time I was with my friends , and I was free balling (which I dont normally do) , and I soon found out that my zipper had been open the whole time , and it was broken. FML. My friends could've seen my dick hahaa :L


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JUST KIDDING , I dont know any FMLS :L

 

Today, I witnessed dogs having sex. FML

 

Today, after waiting 2 hours for my aunt to make her delicious, and my favorite, cherry pie, my sister fell and knocked the whole pie over the table. FML

 

Today, I actually wiped on Cookie. FML

 

I'm sick. FMLY

 

I was caught sniffing the slide at the children's park. FML.

Edit, etc w/e

 

xD