Post your favourite quote

"We have set a new security system on the main generator to prevent any intruders from destroying it. In RPG-esque terms, its another mid-boss." Random Pigmask from Mother 3.

 

"Thank you! Fuck you! A villain has arrived!"
- Ladd Russo

 

C'mere, young man, I'm gonna bop you one.
Eh, you ain't so tough, young man.
Is that's all you got, you son of a bitch, you're going down, young man!
YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!

I-I can't believe this...She keeps gettin' up. I'm so exhausted...

~Carol Channing and Mike Tyson from that Celebrity Boxing bit from Family Guy

 

"You're a good open-mouth kisser" - Obi-Wan (bad japanese translation)

 

"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Nonreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast and the taste is... fleeting. So, you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers."
- Cigarette Smoking Man

His life is just filled with rainbows naturally.

 

"Ain't that a load of shit!"
- Ellis (Left 4 Dead 2)