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Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by athemoe, Jan 26, 2011.

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  1. muddymaster

    muddymaster Well-Known Member

    *Starts raining*
    Ash: Oh no, it's raining!
    Brock: Hey, I know! I'll just use my frying pan, as a drying pan!
     
    muddymaster, Sep 14, 2011
    #81
  2. usernameladiesman217

    usernameladiesman217 Well-Known Member

    "Usernameladiesman217's dick is too big"
     
    usernameladiesman217, Sep 14, 2011
    #82
  3. Jhon 591

    Jhon 591 Well-Known Member

    "F**K Off and go and do your own thing"
     
    Jhon 591, Sep 14, 2011
    #83
  4. someirishkid

    someirishkid Well-Known Member

    Sokka: You just sneezed and flew 10 feet in the air!
    Aang: Really? Felt higher than that.
     
    someirishkid, Sep 14, 2011
    #84
  5. toffster92

    toffster92 Well-Known Member

    Aang: That cloud kinda looks like a fluffy bunny.
    Old Man: You better hope that's not a bunny! The fluffy bunny cloud forecasts doom and destruction!
     
    toffster92, Sep 14, 2011
    #85
  6. someirishkid

    someirishkid Well-Known Member

    Katara: What is that?
    Toph : What? What is what?
    Sokka: [high on cactus juice] It's a giant mushroom... maybe it's FRIENDLY!
    Katara: Let's just keep moving... I hope Aang's okay.
    Sokka: [dancing] Friendly mushroom! Mushy giant friend!
     
    someirishkid, Sep 14, 2011
    #86
  7. darkrequiem

    darkrequiem Well-Known Member

    Austria: "I shall now show my utter disgust and anger with you through the piano."

    Pam: "They have new phone systems now that can ring directly to a salesman, or someone presses star and they go to accounting, basically 95% of my job. But I'd like to see a machine that puts out candy for everyone. [pauses] Vending machine..."
     
    darkrequiem, Sep 14, 2011
    #87
  8. Genya Arikado

    Genya Arikado Well-Known Member

    "Well hello Mr. Fancypants. I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and shit, and Jack left town."
    -Army of Darkness
     
    Genya Arikado, Sep 14, 2011
    #88
  9. grrse101

    grrse101 New Member

    Ninja's cant catch you if you lock this thread.
     
    grrse101, Sep 15, 2011
    #89
  10. Genya Arikado

    Genya Arikado Well-Known Member

    wrong thread
     
    Genya Arikado, Sep 15, 2011
    #90
  11. Mad Squall Trollinheart

    Mad Squall Trollinheart Member

    I, I--no. M-Mister. Superman, he-he-he no is here.
    ~ Consuela (Family guy)
     
    Mad Squall Trollinheart, Sep 21, 2011
    #91
  12. Genya Arikado

    Genya Arikado Well-Known Member

    "His blog, 'F Everything,' gets 100,000 hits a day!"
    "'F Everything?' What kind of blog is that?"
     
    Genya Arikado, Oct 4, 2011
    #92
  13. smashbrosmk

    smashbrosmk Well-Known Member

    Todd Ingram: Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.
    Scott Pilgrim: What?
    Todd Ingram: Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts.
    Scott Pilgrim: So, what's on Monday?
    Todd Ingram: 'Cause... it's Friday now, she's the weekends off, so... Monday, right?"
     
    smashbrosmk, Feb 21, 2012
    #93
  14. Mr.PowPow

    Mr.PowPow Well-Known Member

    *Nathan Young throws a brick at his social workers car window and breaks it*
    Social Worker: What the hell? Are you mentally deficient?!
    Nathan: If I was mentally deficient...I would have missed, check that out, bullseye!
     
    Mr.PowPow, Feb 21, 2012
    #94
  15. hi1116

    hi1116 Well-Known Member

    Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.
    Dark Helmet, Space Balls
     
    hi1116, Feb 23, 2012
    #95
  16. Mr.PowPow

    Mr.PowPow Well-Known Member

    "Catatafish made a salmon suck a**hole~"
    Catatafish: no....no you see its being exaggerated again...
     
    Mr.PowPow, Feb 23, 2012
    #96
  17. hi1116

    hi1116 Well-Known Member

    Boom- Michael Bay
     
    hi1116, Feb 26, 2012
    #97
  18. fallenleader

    fallenleader Guest

    "say what again muthafucka" -samuel L. jackson Pulp Fiction
     
    fallenleader, Feb 27, 2012
    #98
  19. MiseryLC

    MiseryLC Guest

    LITTLE BOY!!! - UberHaxorNova
     
    MiseryLC, Feb 27, 2012
    #99
  20. hi1116

    hi1116 Well-Known Member

     
    hi1116, Mar 1, 2012
    #100
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