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Let everything that's been planned come true. Let them believe. And let them have a laugh at their passions. Because what they call passion actually is not some emotional energy, but just the friction between their souls and the outside world. And most important, let them believe in themselves. Let them be helpless like children, because weakness is a great thing, and strength is nothing. When a man is just born, he is weak and flexible. When he dies, he is hard and insensitive. When a tree is growing, it's tender and pliant. But when it's dry and hard, it dies. Hardness and strength are death's companions. Pliancy and weakness are expressions of the freshness of being. Because what has hardened will never win. ~Stalker

 

Snot: Speak ENGLISH. ENGLISH!
Toshi: Eat...my...BOWLS!!!!!
-American Dad

 

"Its okay, we've both said alot of things you're going to regret"

 

I went in there and fixed her. Like f****** a carborator. and you know whut? It was fun. Like f****** a carborator."
"What happened to wayd? Why aren't you with wayde? Wayde, wayde, I want wayd!"

 

"#*$&#!"
-Cid/Barret from Final Fantasy 7

 

"No way! I don't believe it!"
- Wolf from Star Fox 64

 

"Do a barrel roll!"

Peppy from Star Fox 64

 

I see somebody likes youtube poop.

 

Yeah most of them are funny specially the King of the Hill ones...

"Little girl? Who's that? I'm Bebedora."
-Arc The Lad Twilight of the Spirits

 

"It's milk and eggs bitch!"
- Scott Pilgrim vs The World

 

"And there is no such thing as the toothfairy, next thing you're gonna tell me is that Santa Claus brings Dracula a big bundle of baby throats every Christmas!"
~ Frakenhole

 

"Can't Touch This"
-MC Hammer.

 

"Bite my shiny, metal ass!"
-Bender

 

*hits the switcher*
Peppy: Good going Fox!
Mechbeth: NO! Hit the brakes!! I can't STOP IT!!!
-Star Fox 64

 

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [to Igor] Now that brain that you gave me. Was it Hans Delbruck's?
Igor: [pause, then] No.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?
Igor: Then you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: Abby... Normal.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby Normal?
Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [chuckles, then] Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?
[grabs Igor and starts throttling him]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Is that what you're telling me?

8) Young Frankenstein 8)

 

It is I, who added the nuts to this statue. (Or something like that)

~ Fawful, M&L: Bowser's inside story

 

Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
Harry: [furious] Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!
Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.
Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!
Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?

- In Bruges

 

life is rough so you got to be tough.

 

"We knew you had to be in league with Ender!"
"The only 'league' I'm in, is the Jersey City Bowling League, and we ain't no threat to the universe!"
"Or even to the other bowlers!"
"Although the shirts are nice."
- Megas XLR

 

It's better to burn out than to fade away