Post the hardest riddle ever

it depends on the medium you want to measure the dirt in - litres (uncommon), weight measurements (will depend on the density of the dirt and the gravitational effects of the planet), cubic meters (probably) or simple kiddie terms (a lot)

i say 62.83 cubic feet, but considering this is a riddle topic, i'm probably completley wrong

 

YOU DUMBA$$ there is no dirt in a HOLE!!

heres another one, there is one ant in a jar 5inch deep with a 2inch radius. the ant doubles every seccond, if it takes a minute to fill the jar how many secconds does it take to fill half way?

 

*reads riddle again* dammit! i used up precious IQ points pouring over that one

 

i dont know why this feel like a layton riddle

 

the one wiht the germs in a jar...

It takes 59 seconds

 

here's oe floating about on the net

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

i don't know the answer myself

 

well the 1st line is about snow since snow is the thing which turn a Polar bear's fur white.....

but then snow cant make you cry......

 

the answer would be no

 

There are two answers:

answering Can you guess this riddle, the answer would be no, BUT


Answering the riddle by itself, the answer is possibly pressure (Almost certainly)

 

why would pressure turn polarbears white?

 

lmao dunno
oh wells here's my riddle

http://www.deathball.net/notpron/

 

i bet you one door leads to cake and the other leads to a fiery pit of death.

i choose the fiery pit of death since picking the cake kills you and you have to do all of the training ALL over again!

ask parrot 1:
do you liek mudkipz?

ask parrot 2:
what game was I just referencing (the cake one)

 

^ What? That didn't make sense to me. I'm just stupid I guess.

Anyway here's the hardest riddle I've seen thus far:
What is the answer to the hardest riddle?
Ironic don't you think?

 

lmao affinity is totally correct!!

 

the answer is 42.