Post the hardest riddle ever

It's a riddle fromt he DS game Professor Layton

The sheer awesomeness of the game cannot be described

 

EDIT:
man this sucks
i was trying to post the same question that calvin posted, and it was answered before i had the chance to ask it!!
damnitall :S

 

so its a ds game......maybe i'll check it out....

 

Ok, I have one that's so friggin' hard! This one's brand spankin' new, nothing from a classic or videogame source & infact, it's based on true events that have happened recently in my life, honest.

So let me start with a short story:

As I have said in some other post, we had seven dogs, one passed away a month ago so we're left with six. Of those six dogs, two are males, but one is dominantly horny. What I mean is, when ever there are any females in heat or are fertile, he just has to do 'em, leaving the other male dog no score.

Of the four females one is the daughter of Mr. Horn dog (pun intended ;D , & that's not his name) to one of the other three.

So now comes the Riddling part.

Last week, two of the females were in heat, so Mr.Horn dog, became very escited, the other male too was very excited as he finally was going to score. So anyway, Mr. Horn dog just feels all too jock-like, snapping at the other male, when it tried to "climb on" the other female who was "free", funny thing is, Mr, Horn dog even snaps at the other male, EVEN when he's already stuck to the other female ;D

Why did I say this leads to a very perplexing riddle? Well the two females who were in heat at the same EXACT moment were his daughter & its mom!

So here's my three riddles:

1. If you were the mom dog, what would you call the puppies of the daughter dog?
Your grand children or your nephews/nieces from the "other woman"?

2. If you were the daughter dog, what would you call the puppies of the mom dog?
Your siblings or your nephews/nieces from the "other woman"?

3. Finally, let's say the two dogs only gave birth to one puppy each. If you were one of those puppies what would you call the other?
Your cousin or your Uncle/Aunt?

Perplexing Ain't it?

And I hope I won't get in trouble with the whole mating dogs thing, I just had to add that to my story as that's what really happened. Also we don't nueter or spay our dogs because we like to give friends, family & neighbors puppies, yeah I know we could sell 'em but it's more about love than money.

 

human logic doesnt works for dog who doesnt know what incest mean......

anyway

1. its depend on how the mom dog feels, if she accept those puppy, she will accept them as grand daughter, if she reject them, she will call them "Son/daughter of the *****"

2. Its still her sister or brother since they do share the same blood, mom and day as she did.

3. The mom side: "Son/Daughter of the *****", the daughter side: Uncle/Aunty (same logic apply as in question 2"

 

here are my favourite riddles: not particularly difficult but can be if said right

how many of each species of animal did moses take onto the ark?

it takes 2 men 1 hour to dig one hole. how long would it take 4 men to dig half a hole?

a butcher weighs 65 kilos at the start of the day. he works all day from 9 till 5, with a 15 minute break at 2 o'clock. what does he weigh at 1- o'clock?

answers will come soon

 

It was Noah... I've been tricked by this riddle so many times It isn't funny.... I had to search taht one up this time >.>

15 minutes?

65 kg?

 

dammit
you can't dig half a hole
meat

it was part of my job training, someone came in and made us answer these questions on a piece of paper. the question was only said once and they sounded easy on paper. naturally i got most of them wrong, including the ones i posted

a new one: if one set of male identicle twins marry each marry an identicle female, will the kids look like each other?

 

no they wont because even though identical twins look the same, there are still differences
and you never know which part of the DNA the kid gets

ok, a grandfather, 2 fathers and two sons went fishing on a boat together
they each caught three fish
in total there were 9 fish
explain this

 

2 of them snagged their hooks against eachother's line, so that turns into 1 line, so that 2=1, while the other 2 are seperate, so 2 people caught 3 fish, 1 person caught 3 fish, and another person caught 3 fish

Sensible ain't it?

 

maybe
but i said every body caught three fish lol
ok heres how it is
there was 3 people on the boat
1 grandfather, 2 fathers and 2 sons
SO
the grandfather counts as a father aswell
the other father counts as a son as well
and the grandfather's son has a son

= 3 people ;D

 

but the 2 people that snagged their lines count as one person, since when they both catch a fish, ti counts as one reveicing it.. so snagged-3 erson-3 other person 3

snagged splits into 2 people. so when they catch a fish, it records on both of them as one ;D

 

haha nice try, cant give you points for that one lol...

 

ok you may need coins infront of you to figure this one out (three big three small) or some visual referance

its a river and one boat riddle

there are 3 witches and the witches each have a child.
they need to cross the river on the boat, the boat will only hold one witch and one child
the problem is that if a child gets left without its mother the other witche/s will eat them

sounds easy well no its not

some one always needs to take the boat back and the eating rule also counts if a child is alone in the boat or on the other side and a different witch is taking the boat.

hope i explained that well enough. and you will need a visual reffence to figure it out its harder then you think

post your answer in the way of 1st 2nd 3rd child/witch over/ back

 

wow this is similar to the professor layton riddle regarding the chicks and wolves but this is harder since there's a concept of possession for the mothers

 

thats just like the sheep and the wolf isnt it??
and the shepherd or something??

 

do we need to get every body on the other side?
if not i have a solution
m=motherc=child()=boat
1m 1c (1m 1m)>> 1c
2m 2c (2m 2c)>> 2c
3m 3c (3m 3c)>> 3c
so
island 1 island 2
1m 1c
2m 2c
3m 3c

 

every body needs to be on the other side

 

lol
i think your supposed to get them all to one side lol

 

how much dirt is in a hole 5ft down and has a 2ft radius