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Post A Random Wise Words

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by unqiueninja, Oct 13, 2010.

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  1. version3

    version3 Is actually KappaMikey in the internet

    "Hey. Hey you. Fuck you!"

    -as said by the stoner I encountered last night.
     
    version3, Oct 20, 2010
    #41
  2. Arron_zero

    Arron_zero Well-Known Member

    If someone is smart and hardworking, he will rise high.
    If someone is smart and lazy, he will rise to the top.
    If someone is stupid and lazy, don't worry he won't do anything.
    If someone is stupid and hardworking, they are extremely dangerous and must be removed immediately.
     
    Arron_zero, Oct 20, 2010
    #42
  3. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    "Boys have penises & Girls have vaginas"
    --- Quoted from a Kindergartener from the movie "Kindergarten Cop"
     
    Cahos Rahne Veloza, Oct 21, 2010
    #43
  4. Corriger

    Corriger Well-Known Member

    There is a fine line between madness and insanity.
     
    Corriger, Oct 21, 2010
    #44
  5. FireKuraWolf

    FireKuraWolf New Member

    However, It's not aways clear to see.
     
    FireKuraWolf, Dec 23, 2010
    #45
  6. Don9aldo

    Don9aldo Well-Known Member

    "FLAME ON!"

    -As quoted from a guy who simultaneously human combusted 2 seconds later.
     
    Don9aldo, Dec 23, 2010
    #46
  7. Nitemare_ Plague

    Nitemare_ Plague Well-Known Member

    "everyone is prettier if the lights are off"
     
    Nitemare_ Plague, Dec 23, 2010
    #47
  8. Reider

    Reider Modereider

    If she puts you in the friend zone, then you put her in the rape zone.
     
    Reider, Dec 23, 2010
    #48
  9. ShinChanfan

    ShinChanfan Well-Known Member

    "Evil noogie monster *squirts weird purple juice from robot toy*"

    Its very smart wisdom.
     
    ShinChanfan, Dec 23, 2010
    #49
  10. T-Dub

    T-Dub Well-Known Member

    Here's one...

    You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
     
    T-Dub, Dec 23, 2010
    #50
  11. Nitemare_ Plague

    Nitemare_ Plague Well-Known Member

    the golden rule does not apply to sex
     
    Nitemare_ Plague, Dec 23, 2010
    #51
  12. T-Dub

    T-Dub Well-Known Member

    When everything's coming your way, you're most likely in the wrong lane
     
    T-Dub, Dec 23, 2010
    #52
  13. scorpio1964

    scorpio1964 Active Member

    If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
     
    scorpio1964, Dec 23, 2010
    #53
  14. T-Dub

    T-Dub Well-Known Member

    You know about the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
     
    T-Dub, Dec 23, 2010
    #54
  15. scorpio1964

    scorpio1964 Active Member

    In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead.
     
    scorpio1964, Dec 23, 2010
    #55
  16. trimbletown

    trimbletown Well-Known Member

    Asparagus.

    42
     
    trimbletown, Dec 23, 2010
    #56
  17. Nitemare_ Plague

    Nitemare_ Plague Well-Known Member

    love it

    diplomatic immunity and weapons will never mix
     
    Nitemare_ Plague, Dec 23, 2010
    #57
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