Post A Random Wise Words

Life is short.
Life is mean.
Life is unfair.
Pie is good.

 

An optimist will tell you the glass is half full.
A pessimist will tell you that the glass is half empty.
An engineer will tell you that the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

 

A truly wise forumer knows how to use the search bar before posting threads:

http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=6408.msg59350#msg59350

And here's a really good one from seph himself

 

I love that movie.

<=== This one and

"Never point your finger at someone when accusing them, because when you do, you get 3 fingers pointing back at you"
... I'll bet Phoenix Wright never heard of this one.

 

"There is more than one way to skin a cat."

 

"What doesn't kill you... usually succeeds on the second attempt."

 

-revenge is a meal best served cold
-a clueless woman is a happy woman

 

"Introspection is a dangerous hobby".

 

'When in doubt, pinky out.'

-shot-

 

"If at first you don't succeed, trying again will probably get you nowhere."

 

Fuck life before life fucks you.

 

To be, or not to be.

[me=BOOM.][/me]

... Not to be.

 

I heard this from my friend :

Try and try until you die, when you die atleast you try

 

We all know that "Practice makes Perfect" but we also know that "Nobody's Perfect"... so why Practice?

 

"All glitters is not gold.....It's diamonds."

 

"Delete System32. Makes computer go faster!!!"
....Just joking!

 

I can't tell you how many people I know in real life that would actually fall for that.

"Never stand next to someone in a male urinal. It's awkward for everyone. This apparently needs to be said."

 

"Keep your guard up in Australia. Have you ever fought off a swarm of lizards and a dingo?"

 

Spend your day today like it is the last day you ever live

 

"Post a random wise words"

Grammar fail, I detect a copy paste here.

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"Life is a bitch-MAKE IT YOUR BITCH!"

And expect to have a very short life as well.

[me=hYpNoS]is sick of this so called excuse of advice[/me]