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Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by fgghjjkll, Aug 9, 2008.

  1. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    I've posted this somewhere else before:

    "People are people"

    Depeche Mode
    Lyrics by: Martin L. Gore

    People are people so why should it be?
    You & I should get along so Awfully?
    People are people so why should it be?
    You & I should get along so Awfully?

    So with different colours & with different creeds
    Different people have different needs
    It's obvious you hate me, though I've done nothing wrong,
    I haven't even met you, so what could I have done?

    I can't understand what makes a man, takes another man help me understand

    People are people so why should it be?
    You & I should get along so Awfully?
    People are people so why should it be?
    You & I should get along so Awfully?

    "Help me understand"
    "Help me understand"
    "Help me understand"

    Now you're punching & you're kicking & your shouting at me!
    I'm relying on what you call indecency
    So far it hasn't surface, but I'm sure it exists,
    It just takes a while to travel from your head to your fists.
    Head to your fists.

    I can't understand what makes a man, takes another man help me understand

    People are people so why should it be?
    You & I should get along so Awfully?
    People are people so why should it be?
    You & I should get along so Awfully?

    I can't understand what makes a man, takes another man help me understand
    I can't understand what makes a man, takes another man help me understand, people are people
    I can't understand what makes a man,why should it be? takes another man help me understand, people are people
    I can't understand what makes a man,why should it be? takes another man help me understand, people are people
    I can't understand what makes a man,why should it be? takes another man help me understand, people are people
    I can't understand what makes a man,why should it be? takes another man help me understand, people are people
     
  2. calvin_0

    calvin_0 Well-Known Member

    A Lonely jew on Christmas:- Kyle Broflofski

    It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
    My Friends won't let me join in any games..
    And I can't sing Christmas songs
    Or decorate a Christmas tree..
    Or leave water out for Rudolph
    'cause there's something wrong with me..
    My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity..
    I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew.. on Christmas.

    Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,
    That Santa passes over my house every year?
    And instead of eating Ham
    I have to eat Kosher Latkes..
    Instead of Silent Night
    I'm singing hey-hach-dol-gavish..
    And what the fuck is up
    With lighting all these fucking Candles, tell me please?
    I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew..
    I can't be merry, 'cause i'm Hebrew.. on Christmas.

    Hey Little Boy, I can't help but hear,
    You're feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..
    But i've come to see that you shouldn't be sad
    This is the one month that you shoud be glad..

    Because it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas
    You don't have to deal with the season at all..
    You don't have to be on your best behavior, or give to charity
    You don't have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family..
    And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap
    And have him breathe his stinky breath on me!
    That's right! You're a Jew, a stylin' Jew..
    It's a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas
     
  3. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    Yay! Keep 'em coming Cal :D
     
  4. calvin_0

    calvin_0 Well-Known Member

    I cant be Happy:- Kyle Broflovski

    If I had one wish,
    it be for Cuba to change,
    because I think that all the Cubans are in pain.
    All the joy in the world,
    from sea to shining sea,
    doesn't mean a thing,
    if Cubans aren't free.

    I just can't be very happy that certain,
    not as long as your Cubans are hurtin'.
    Oh won't you search your soul
    and find a way to change your mind.
    That is my one and only wish.
     
  5. calvin_0

    calvin_0 Well-Known Member

    reviving the topic....

    What would Brian Boitano do?:- Eric, Stan and Kyle

    What would Brian Boitano do
    If he was here right now,
    He'd make a plan
    And he'd follow through,
    That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

    When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
    Skating for the gold,
    He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
    While wearing a blind fold.

    When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
    Fighting grizzly bears,
    He used his magical fire breath,
    And saved the maidens fair.

    So what would Brian Boitano do
    If he were here today,
    I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
    That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

    I want this V-chip out of me,
    It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.

    And I just want my mom
    To stop fighting everyone

    For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
    Cos that's what Brian Boitano would do.

    And what would Brian Boitano do,
    He'd call all the kids in town,
    And tell them to unite for true
    That's what Brian Boitano would do.

    When Brian Boitano travelled through time
    To the year 3010,
    He fought the evil robot kings
    and saved the human race again

    And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
    He beat up Kubela Kong.

    Cos Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-e-y-body

    So lets all get together,
    And unite to stop our mom's
    And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
    Cos that's what Brian Boitano do.

    And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
    Cos that's what Brian Boitano dooooo,
    That's what Brian Boitano do.
     
  6. equitypetey

    equitypetey Well-Known Member

    now i have found this thread you will be getting only sikth lyrics as they rule
    here is the first of my choices

    Such The Fool by Sikth

    Paint your face, Cover the black heads
    Short top, bulging up your saggy tits
    Cut your skirt just a little bit shorter,
    Dont you wanna?
    Toilet paper, going down your top
    Do ever think about, bringing out some condoms
    When you aim to go out and get fucked
    Fucked all night long

    Wearing No Un-Der-Wear
    To slip it in and bang bang
    And tattooed on her butt cheeks
    Fuck Me.
    Everybody here comes in your face
    Your wanting everybody looking on in your direction
    Have you looked at your skin complexion
    How could I ever put my dick in you?
    Bitchin erected muscle lickin
    Think I'd rather be chokin my chicken
    Do you ever think about who your fuckin,
    Fucked all night long

    I see
    That you don't want to be safe
    Protection gets in your way
    I don't want this disease,
    So...

    Sucking off in the toilet
    That door has, your name, written on it
    You fuck there more every night now
    Everything in town.
    Semen, dripping from your eyelids
    Running down your cheek your rancid.
    Tattooed insert across your lips
    I am disgusted.

    Wearing No Un-Der-Wear
    To slip it in and bang bang
    And tattooed on her butt cheeks
    FUCK ME.
    Everybody here comes in your face
    Your wanting everybody looking on in your direction
    Have you looked at your skin complexion
    How could I ever put my dick in you?
    Bitchin erected muscle lickin
    Think I'd rather be chokin my chicken
    Do you ever think about who your fuckin,
    Fucked all night long

    I see
    That you don't want to be safe
    Protection gets in your way
    I don't want this disease,
    So...

    So what do you do?
    Go out and get fucked by ten different men
    Then go and brag to your friends
    Do you think that makes you a better person?
    Please tell me what you were like as a virgin

    Just an easy whore,
    Open the door and come in,
    Let the transmitting begin.

    Do you ever think about the people your fucking
    Bet you laugh at them thinking they got lucky

    May aswell strap an advert to your back saying
    Fuck Me, Free Disease
    Stupefied Bitch
    Open Legs
    Insert Quick
    Philosophy of a slut

    You're such a Fool
    You're such the
    You're such a Fool
    You're such the
    You're such a Fool
    You're such the
    You're such a Fool
    You're such the Fool

    I see that you dont want to be safe
    Your on a carrousel with no horses
    You just slide up and down on the poles

    You're such a Fool
    You're such the
    You're such a Fool
    You're such the
    You're such a Fool
    You're such the
    You're such a Fool
    You're such the Fool

    a link to hear the song if you want to hear it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpfkrdABk5g
     
  7. Redraz

    Redraz Member

    Protest the Hero - Bloodmeat

    Enemies of the khanate
    Strung on hooks like pigs to slaughter
    Heads will roll
    Heads will roll, and throats will be slit
    And blood will flow like springs of water
    Heads will roll

    To the rivers red, across the ochre steppe

    A thousand fathers killed, a thousand virgin daughters spread
    With swords still wet, with swords still wet
    With the blood of their dead.

    Nurjan is upon us, he kills in silence after prayers
    Genghis Khan is upon us, he slays his betrayers
    Genghis Khan is upon us, he slays his betrayers

    Thus now the fools of God will guard the city of our birth
    Hold an ear to the ground to hear the sound of clamoring
    And horses stammering as their gallop meets the earth

    A thousand fathers killed, a thousand virgin daughters spread
    With swords still wet, with swords still wet
    With the blood of their dead.
    [x2]

    Tomorrow
    Tomorrow they will find us, hide the children free of sin
    We will meet their blades by morning protected only by our skin
    Tomorrow we will find them, seek the youngest of their kin
    We will meet them with our fury,
    We will crush them all like vermin
    We will crush them all like vermin
     
  8. warriorblade

    warriorblade Well-Known Member

    Subarashiki Kono Sekai OST - Long Dream


    Every day streets are crowded with people
    Every night streets are jammed with these noise
    "Things are so strange, are they real or a dream"
    Where am I now, trapped in this city of illusion

    Feel the people, hear the voices
    They are reaching out to catch you
    Feel the rhythms, hear the noises
    You are beating all the visions
    Is it angels, is it devils, whispering in my ears
    Is it emotions, is it illusions?
    I need to be with you

    Every day noises are killing these people
    Every night noises are waiting for me (but)
    "Don't run away, We've got no time left to fear"
    "Where are you now, still it's showing me illusions"

    Feel the people, hear the voices
    They are reaching out to catch you
    Feel the rhythms, hear the noises
    You are beating all the visions
    "In this long dream, can you find me?"
    Want you to, you call my name
    "In this hazard, chance of survivial?"
    I need to be with you

    Feel the people, hear the voices
    They are reaching out to catch you
    Feel the rhythms, hear the noises
    You are beating all the visions
    Is it angels, is it devils, whispering in my ears
    Is it emotions, is it illusions?
    I need to be with you
     
  9. -a55-

    -a55- Well-Known Member

    South Park - Chef - Chocolate Salty Balls


    Two tablespoon's of cinnamon,
    and two or three egg whites.
    A half a stick of butter?. Melted?
    stick it all in a bowl baby.
    Stir it with a wooden spoon.
    Mix in a cup of flour,
    you'll be in heaven soon.
    Say everybody have you seen my balls
    they're big and salty and brown.
    If you ever need a quick pick me up
    just stick my balls in your mouth.
    Oooo suck on my chocolate salted balls
    stick em in your mouth, and suck em!
    Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
    they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you.
    So suck on my balls.
    Quarter cup of unsweeten chocolate,
    and a half a cup of brandy.
    You throw in a bag or two of sugar
    and just a pinch of vanilla.
    Grease up the cookie sheet.
    Cause I hate when my balls stick.
    Then preheat the oven to three fifty
    and give that spoon a lick?
    Say everybody have you seen my balls
    they're big and salty and brown.
    If you ever need a quick pick me up
    just stick my balls in your mouth.
    Suck on my chocolate salted balls.
    Put em in your mouth, and suck em!
    Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
    there packed full of goodness, high on fiber.
    Suck on my balls.
    [sniff, sniff, sniff]
    Hey, wait a minute.
    What's that smell.
    Smell like something burning.
    Well that don't confront me none.
    Long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
    Baby you better get back in the kitchen.
    Cause I got a sneak'n suspicion.
    Oh man baby, baby!
    You just burned my balls!
    Help me, my balls on fire
    ????? baby
    my balls are burning
    give me some water!
    Pour some water on me!
    my balls are burning
    oh my goodness,
    I'm blow'n
    I'm blow'n
    do somethin
    Oooo Suck on my chocolate salted balls.
    Put em in your mouth, and suck em!
    They'r on fire baby!
    Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
    put em out baby, blow
    ohh
    Suck on my balls baby
    Suck on my balls baby
    Suck on my, red hot, salted, chocolate balls
    come on baby
    woo, woo
    suck on my balls. ​
     
  10. Renji217

    Renji217 Well-Known Member

    Misty's Song-Pokemon
    Out here in the quiet of the night
    Beneath the stars, and moon
    We both know we've got somethin' on our minds
    We won't admit, but it's true

    You look at me, I look away

    I wanna tell you what I'm feeling,
    But I don't know how to start
    I wanna tell you, but now
    I'm afraid that you might break my heart
    Oh why should anything so easy ever
    Be so hard to do
    I wanna tell you what I'm feeling,
    And to say that, I love you

    I practice all the things that I would say
    Line by line, every word
    I tell myself today would be the day
    But everytime, I lose my nerve

    I look at you, you look away

    I wanna tell you what I'm feeling,
    But I don't know how to start
    I wanna tell you, but now,
    I'm afraid that you might break my heart
    Oh why should anything so easy ever
    Be so hard to do
    I wanna tell you what I'm feeling,
    And to say that, I love you

    Why?
    Why do you turn away
    It must be, you're afraid like me
    I try, but I can't pretend that I,
    Don't feel for you, the way I do,
    Can't you see

    I wanna tell you what I'm feeling,
    But I don't know how to start
    I wanna tell you, but now,
    I' m afraid that you might break my heart
    Oh why should anything so easy ever
    Be so hard to do,
    I wanna tell you what I'm feeling
    And to say that, I love you

    I wanna tell you what I'm feeling,
    But I don't know how to start
    I wanna tell you, but now,
    I'm afraid that you might break my heart
    Oh why should anything so easy ever
    Be so hard to do,
    I wanna tell you what I'm feeling
    And to say that, I love you

    (whisper) I love you
     
  11. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
    South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

    Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
    North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

    Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
    Brando, "The King and I", and "The Catcher in the Rye"

    Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
    Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

    CHORUS
    We didn't start the fire
    It was always burning
    Since the world's been turning
    We didn't start the fire
    No we didn't light it
    But we tried to fight it


    Josef Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
    Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc

    Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dacron
    Dien Bien Phu Falls, Rock Around the Clock

    Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
    Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland

    Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
    Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez

    We didn't start the fire
    It was always burning
    Since the world's been turning
    We didn't start the fire
    No we didn't light it
    But we tried to fight it

    Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
    Sputnik, Zhou Enlai, Bridge On The River Kwai

    Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California Baseball,
    Starkweather homicide, Children of Thalidomide

    Buddy Holly, Ben Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia
    Hula Hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go

    U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
    Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo

    We didn't start the fire
    It was always burning
    Since the world's been turning
    We didn't start the fire
    No we didn't light it
    But we tried to fight it

    Hemingway, Eichmann, Stranger in a Strange Land,
    Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion

    Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania
    Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson

    Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British Politician sex
    J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say

    We didn't start the fire
    It was always burning
    Since the world's been turning
    We didn't start the fire
    No we didn't light it
    But we tried to fight it

    Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again
    Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock

    Begin, Reagan, Palestine, Terror on the airline
    Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan

    Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal suicide
    Foreign debts, homeless Vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz

    Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
    Rock and Roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore

    We didn't start the fire
    It was always burning since the world's been turning.
    We didn't start the fire
    But when we are gone
    It will still burn on, and on, and on, and on...

    We didn't start the fire
    It was always burning
    Since the world's been turning
    We didn't start the fire
    No we didn't light it
    But we tried to fight it

    We didn't start the fire
    It was always burning
    Since the world's been turning
    We didn't start the fire
    No we didn't light it
    But we tried to fight it

    We didn't start the fire
    It was always burning
    Since the world's been turning
    We didn't start the fire...

    The song per se:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR-A4QFHZBA