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Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by Reider, Oct 11, 2007.

  1. Jonez001

    Jonez001 Well-Known Member

    * Jonez joins Para in his prayers.
     
  2. lewis9191

    lewis9191 Well-Known Member

  3. darkrequiem

    darkrequiem Well-Known Member

    I believe you want the Post a Picture of Yourself thread.
    ; D
     
  4. Nitemare_ Plague

    Nitemare_ Plague Well-Known Member

  5. darkrequiem

    darkrequiem Well-Known Member

  6. Genya Arikado

    Genya Arikado Well-Known Member

    so true
     
  7. Nitemare_ Plague

    Nitemare_ Plague Well-Known Member

    *lives in the us* ...its true
     
  8. will1008

    will1008 Well-Known Member

  9. ogh3

    ogh3 Well-Known Member

    The saddest part is that we can't do anything about it... :'(
     
  10. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    and they didn't even mention the third world healthcare system with doctors that don't have to follow the Hippocratic Oath because they never made it in the first place.
     
  11. ogh3

    ogh3 Well-Known Member

    Yeah the hippo-whatzitmajaggar. Yeah that
     
  12. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    I SWEAR by Apollo the physician, AEsculapius, and Health, and All-heal, and all the gods and goddesses, that, according to my ability and judgement, I will keep this Oath and this stipulation.

    TO RECHON him who taught me this Art equally dear to me as my parents, to share my substance with him, and relieve his necessities if required; to look up his offspring in the same footing as my own brothers, and to teach them this art, if they shall wish to learn it, without fee or stipulation; and that by precept, lecture, and every other mode of instruction, I will impart a knowledge of the Art to my own sons, and those of my teachers, and to disciples bound by a stipulation and oath according the law of medicine, but to none others.

    I WILL FOLLOW that system of regimen which, according to my ability and judgment, I consider for the benefit of my patients, and abstain from whatever is deleterious and mischievous. I will give no deadly medicine to any one if asked, nor suggest any such counsel; and in like manner I will not give a woman a pessary to produce abortion.

    WITH PURITY AND WITH HOLINESS I will pass my life and practice my Art. I will not cut persons laboring under the stone, but will leave this to be done by men who are practitioners of this work. Into whatever houses I enter, I will go into them for the benefit of the sick, and will abstain from every voluntary act of mischief and corruption; and, further from the seduction of females or males, of freemen and slaves.

    WHATEVER, IN CONNECTION with my professional practice or not, in connection with it, I see or hear, in the life of men, which ought not to be spoken of abroad, I will not divulge, as reckoning that all such should be kept secret.

    WHILE I CONTINUE to keep this Oath unviolated, may it be granted to me to enjoy life and the practice of the art, respected by all men, in all times! But should I trespass and violate this Oath, may the reverse be my lot!
     
  13. ogh3

    ogh3 Well-Known Member

    Isn't that Polytheistic? What if the doctor is monotheistic or atheist?
     
  14. darkrequiem

    darkrequiem Well-Known Member

    Most doctors in the U.S. have taken the 'oath'. What good it does is another matter.
    It's just a promise to be ethical.
    There are modern versions that remove all religious connotations.
     
  15. ogh3

    ogh3 Well-Known Member

    Sorry me is stupid :] Okay, no I'm not. I can just be ignorant at times :}
     
  16. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    Hippocrates was an ancient Greek. Nobody worships Apollo anymore, but that doesn't make the oath invalid.

    No, they take a modern version that removes any references to doing no harm and acting solely for the benefit of the patient.
     
  17. darkrequiem

    darkrequiem Well-Known Member

    I swear to fulfill, to the best of my ability and judgment, this covenant:

    I will respect the hard-won scientific gains of those physicians in whose steps I walk, and gladly share such knowledge as is mine with those who are to follow.

    I will apply, for the benefit of the sick, all measures [that] are required, avoiding those twin traps of overtreatment and therapeutic nihilism.

    I will remember that there is art to medicine as well as science, and that warmth, sympathy, and understanding may outweigh the surgeon's knife or the chemist's drug.

    I will not be ashamed to say "I know not", nor will I fail to call in my colleagues when the skills of another are needed for a patient's recovery.

    I will respect the privacy of my patients, for their problems are not disclosed to me that the world may know. Most especially must I tread with care in matters of life and death. If it is given to me to save a life, all thanks. But it may also be within my power to take a life; this awesome responsibility must be faced with great humbleness and awareness of my own frailty. Above all, I must not play at God.

    I will remember that I do not treat a fever chart, a cancerous growth, but a sick human being, whose illness may affect the person's family and economic stability. My responsibility includes these related problems, if I am to care adequately for the sick.

    I will prevent disease whenever I can, for prevention is preferable to cure.

    I will remember that I remain a member of society with special obligations to all my fellow human beings, those sound of mind and body as well as the infirm.
    If I do not violate this oath, may I enjoy life and art, respected while I live and remembered with affection thereafter. May I always act so as to preserve the finest traditions of my calling and may I long experience the joy of healing those who seek my help.
    Seems patient oriented to me. Bureaucratic policies and a doctor's own ethical stances and/or oaths are separate. With the policies usually prevailing in the end.
     
  18. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    theres phrases in there that american doctors ignore, if indeed that is the oath they take.
     
  19. ogh3

    ogh3 Well-Known Member

    Imma go back to being ignorant ~Do Do Do~
     
  20. Stanley Richards

    Stanley Richards Well-Known Member