Pokemon Style Battle Game!!!

[me=kratospartan]uses some cool pokemon move to outsmart rock91 and cut his leg off with a banana[/me]

 

[me=rock91]stitches back my leg thanks to my Hyper Stitching Potion Extravaganza thingy and casts Death on kratospartan but missing [/me]

 

* GameFreak99 has joined the battle, claiming to be the alpha male of this entire ordeal

 

[me=rock91]casts Poison on GameFreak99 thus cousing him to be poisoned......duh[/me]

 

* GameFreak99 has prepared with antidotes, thus eliminating the poison. GameFreak99 conceals himself in an invisible blanket, making his evasiveness rise

 

[me=kratospartan]uses Eagle Eye thus higly raising acuracy and being able to track GameFreak99 and throwing at him random insults confusing him[/me]

 

*ADMSeraphes uses Naval Cover to blast kratospartan to bits with cannon shells

 

[me=kratospartan]uses the Regenerate Potion and launches his ultra Deathblow Asswhipe to scatter stinky butts around ADMSeraphes and imobilize him[/me]

 

*ADMSerpahes uses Cureal and then uses Limit break to pawn kratospartan's ass

 

[me=kratospartan]uses The Necronomicon to cast Killing News and annoy ADM with boring political news and casts Heal on himself[/me]

 

*ADMSeraphes absorbs boring political news with NewsAbsorb and gains 400hp!

 

* GameFreak99's special ability activates, causing the insults to fire right back at double the power, completely confusing kratospartan's ability to see

 

[me=rock91]just apeared from nowhere and starts casting Confuse on everybody thus being safe for 1 post ^^[/me]

 

damn u rock91!!!

[me=kratospartan]uses WAKE UP DAMNIT and snaps out of confusion[/me]

 

[me=demonfang77]picks up kratospartan and throws him into admseraphes[/me]

 

[me=rock91]uses Ultra Giga Sox Stink to paralize demonfang77 for 1 post[/me]

 

[me=hightimes]takes advantage of the paralyzed demonfang77 and takes out the Omega Cannon to blast demonfang77 in the face.[/me]

 

[me=rock91]takes out a Potion but drops it and has low HP....DAMNIIIIIT [/me]

 

* GameFreak99 takes advantage of hightimes' distraction towards demonfang77, casting the swords of revealing light spell, preventing hightimes from causing anymore damage for 3 posts

 

[me=rock91]is not affected by the swords of revealing light spell because he has Ribbon equipped and casts Thundaga on GameFreak99 causing him much pain[/me]