Pokemon Jokes

Question:Butterfree can eat anything,but there's 1 thing that this Pokemon can't eat nor can it make any contact with it at all.What is this thing?

Answer:It's butter.Because it's "Butter-free..." ;D

 

Question: What's the favorite Pokémon of women with an orgasm?
Answer: Squirtle

 

how many pokemon does it take to screw a lightbulb...

one bulbasaur...

*comical umbrella handle yanks me off stage*

 

What do you get if you put a parrot into a washing machine?

A poliwhirl !


Where does a full grown Snorlax sit?

Anywhere it wants to!


Why doesn't Ash ever go to a resteraunt?

Because they always serve an odd-dish


[ash] hey may
[may] what ash
[ash] what do you get when you cross rayquaza kyogre and groudon
[may] i dont know ash what
[ash] i dont know thats wy i asked

 

How many Chimchar does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. one Chimchar to screw in the light bulb and two Chimchar to throw poo at each other.

 

Nope, Don't get it...

 

dude thats freaking sweet ;D

If Oprah Winfrey forced herself on a sloth, the offspring would be a:

- Snorlax.

 

Everybody knows that if Jigglypuff sings, anyone who hears it will fall asleep, right?

So, how come if she joined American Idol she'd definitely win?

Because she'd be the only contestant who could shut Simon Cowell up ;D

Which Pokemon could become a good candidate to be the next judge of American Idol?

Doudrio, where else can you find something that has all the personalities of Simon, Randy & Paula in one creature, the producers will get a major discount, plus if the Simon head gets too obnoxious all you need is bird seed & it'll shut up ;D

Finally,

Which Pokemon is a good replacement for Ryan Seacrest?

Psyduck ;D

 

Which pokemon is the naughtiest?

Peek-at-chu!

 

Manzai Anyone?

Dia: Speaking of Pokemooonn......
Pearl: Speaking of Pokemon, some Pokemon can use their own move types better than other types. These
attacks are called STAB Attcks.
Dia: Really!? (Picks up his fork and jabs Pearl) Hiiiya!
Pearl: (Winces in pain) Ow! What was that for!?
Dia: Well, I was using my special Stabbing Attack.
Pearl: (Slaps Dia) You idiot!! STAB Attacks are for Pokemon only!! Besides STAB stand for Same Type
Attack Bonus.
Dia: Oh I see.......(hand the fork to his Munchlax) Go Beh! Use your STAB Attack!!

Beh sticks his fork into Pearl's Chatot.

Pearl: (Puts on an annoyed expression) Oi!! Whatcha poke Chatlord for!?
Chatlord: (Knocks Beh away angrily) Whatcha poke for!?
Dia: I was merely using Beh's STAB attack.
Pearl: Oh, and how was that a STAB Attack!?
Chatlord: How?! How?!
Dia: Well, I figured that Beh was an Eating Type, so a Stabbing Fork Attack would work well.
Pearl, Chatlord: (Collapses)

 

Which pokemon are always looking for food?

Kadabra and Alakazam, they got a spoon in their hand.....

 

Which pokemon is the most mature?

Glalie, cuz he's norunt.

 

Ahahahahhahahahhahahahahah XD