pick someones death

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! xiao xiao terror!


next poster will die of fattness

 

*explodes after mcdonalds*

Next person will die after their scouter blows up after reading a power level over 9000.

 

I'm reading a power level of 9105...............deceased

Next one will die because of the sun

 

Allergies? To the sun?

Next person will die choking on cup of water.

 

*eats the cup with water*
Accckkk...!

The next person will explode. And explode again. When he goes to heaven he/she will explode there also.

 

boom........boom gone to heaven booooooooom

Next one will die during his or her work
(oh sh*t I'm off for work, hoping I'm not the next one)

 

oh no! my computer! come on! unfreeze! *dies from heart attack*

Next poster will die of nagging girlfriend.

 

I better get my sandwhich first...

Next 20 posters will die of swine flu.

 

OH GOD SWINE FLU!

the next person will get bitten by chuck norris's pet hamster

 

next shall die of Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis it's a disease u twits

 

oh my god pneumonia! I can't breath!

The next person will be killed by a hunter (left 4 dead)

 

ohh this is a nice forest.... ohh a birdy ohhh a lion.... ohhh a gun :O omg
*gunshots*
rip dhanash

next person will die from the heliochronicmaleteisisdycontronlifontrudanlilturande........ very pain full!!

 

ummmm.....*Dead?*

next person will die of double-you-tee-eff-ness

 

wtf!? *BOOM* *DEAD*

the next poster will die by anal rape.

 

You want to what now...? No, stop that! I said no!
Oh my god, what the fuck are you doing?, stop it right now!
AHHHHHHHH!

The next person will be cut into little pieces by a person who rings their doorbell.

 

Does that mean the doorbell will come at me with a razor blade? O_O

Next person will die by getting impaled by a volleyball net when he/she is going up for a spike.

 

i knew i should have chosen tennis...*DIES*

the next poster will die by a flying shark attack

 

oh no i'm choking with doritos!!!
the next person will die swaloed by a mutant brick!

 

No wonder the Home Depot was having a sale! AHHH! *dead*

next poster will die from spontaneous combustion... ouch

 

ummm what's combustion? :I

the next person will have a suicidal death !