pick someones death

Ouch!

The next person will eat his own heart because he/she is hungry!

 

yummy..... oh wait. shi- ughh *dead*

Next person will be flattened by Snorlax

 

NA-AH

Next person will die in battlefield...In a battle with Care Bears and Unicorns

 

*get's torso puntured by unicorns and wound is being poked by care bears



Alrighty, next poster will die from typing his reply too fast

 

Ha ha that never gonna...wait ,is that my finger? SHIT IM LOSIN BLOOD

*x.x

Next person will die when his/her grandma offers to have a kiss ,but instead she sucks your skin.

 

ow

the next person to reply will be stepped on ol' Godzilla who was hoppin' around Tokyo city like a big playground when suddenly batman burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a bat grenade, Godzilla got pissed and began to attack but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq fu when Aaron carter came outta' the blue and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neil when they both got flattened by the Batmobile, before it could make it back to the batcave, Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave and took an AK-47 out from under his hat and blew Bat man away with a Rat-a-tat-tat but he ran out of bullets and he ran away because Optimus prime came to save the day!

 

...got nothing...am I dying?

Next person will die when trying to understand what the hell is goin on there ^.

 

Too bad i understand that. Lyrics to "Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.

Next poster will suffocate.

 

how will i suffocate??
next person will die of boredom

 

(falls asleep and never wakes up)
Next person will die when their monitor blows up in thier face

 

hmmm....something is wrong with this thing...if i just bash it this way.. and.... *booom* ahh!! *choke* *choke* *fall dead*

next person will die by a piece of paper

 

hmm i wander what happens if i fold it this wa- AAUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

next person will attempt to do a backflip on a minicycle, carrying a tank of piranas on their head in a fishtank, over a 200ft gap lined with spikes, sharks, lions and chuck norris


they will succeed and drink a can of red bull, and will die as a result of suffocation from swallowing a rat tail

 

yes! i have cheated death by succeding not to die on the crazy stunt *everyone cheers* and now time for soome nice cold red bull *gulp* gulp* hmm.. different taste thaa...*choke* choke* *ambulance coming in to rescue but too late*
ok the next person will die because they have drawn something so beautiful that he needs to draw another and another and another until he collapsed and dies

 

OMAHGAHD ITS BOOTIFOOL (pretty stupid since i have CP)
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next person will die of pooping too hard

 

next person will have a chain saw cut off their arms then their feet then their body in half then in another half then another then another until its so micoscopic that you cant see it

 

COOOL chainsaw tricks

/revs


next person will go to their bed tonight and find chuck norris in there... enough said

 

will drown in a bowl of milk and cereal

 

mmm... such good captain crunch... ahh.... /gurgle /dies


next poster will go to make 2 minute noodles but cook them for 3 and when they eat them will die of food poisoning

 

oh god this tastes so good!..............................BLUUUAEGHHGHDRGHGHGH...................ADARHJD...........MLARKGHGHG
next person will go to rapture and get eaten by sander cohen