pick someones death

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"dies from not breathing"

next person will die when he sees dead people

 

oh noez zombyz



next person dies by this:

 

OMFG!
"dies"

next poster will die at the hands of Otaku girl

 

yeah... wait she's into gurosu? Ahhhhh!

the next poster dies by Natewlie

 

hey nate, i used your name back then for some free- *smack*

......

the next person dies by waterboarding

 

God dammit! Why is it I can survive swords through the heart and not drowning....? *dies*

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Next person dies by Twitcher:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u_r18aV1Sk&feature=related

 

*hyperventilating* oh god oh it's just whoa nice bla.... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT save me god buddha jesus whatever is up there when i die no i won't die IM A FIRIN MA LAZER BOOM ha that was uaghh *gets stabbed in the back by another one* *dies*

next user dies from eating mentos and diet coke and thier stomach will explode

 

Look guys, I'm telling you it's just a myth (eats a whole packet of mentos and drinks a whole litre of coke)
Euuuggggghhhhhhhh I don't feel good
Stomach explodes everywhere splattering all bystanders with my breakfast

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Next person dies by swallowing a horse

 

MmmmmMmMmMMMMmmMMMmMmMMMmMMMMmMMMMMMMMmmmmm
"dies from not being able to breath"

next person will die a horribly evil and scary death

 

*watches 2 girls 1 cup*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH MY EEEYYYYYYEESSS!!!!!

*head implodes*

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Next person dies by Infector:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sbAoQfgnzk

 

Hey is that thing trying to hug me-
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

The next poster dies by this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HrSN7176XI&feature=related
Scary sh*t,

 

rick as-BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM-
"HEAD EXPLODED"

next person will be killed by pie

 

Mmm... pie.

*gets hit in face by pie*

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!! WHY DOES THIS HAVE ACID IN....

*head melt into nothing*

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Next person dies by Hunter:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZifGSXerAY

 

*stab* OWWW *stab* Hey that was uncalled for *stab* Why am I not fighting back? *stab* OH SH*T MY FUC*ING LEG *stab* OH SH*T MY OTHER FUC*ING LEG *stab* (dies)

next person dies from sarcasm abuse

 

Oh no! I think Robofingers is dead D:
Sarcasm guy: No! Really? Wow you must be a genius! Well done! Where did you get your doctorate?
*Head explodes*

The next poster is killed by spaghetti

 

Mmm... spaghetti...

*eats spaghetti, feels nothing, then continues*

Hmm... needs some more cheese...

*explodes*

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Death from Guardian:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yug-mNYCVLE&feature=related

 

seeing as how I'm already dead might as well hang myself with this really strong piece of spaghetti.
*hangs himself*

next poster killed by 'Jelly Bean' abuse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qINEICjdMXY&feature=related

 

Pfft... I've been using that stuff for 30 years, and nothing bad ever happened to me.

*sniffs some "jelly beans", then dies due to sudden implosion of brain*

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Death by Hive Mind:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOgjYGVC_4g&feature=related

 

STOP SHAKING ME ABOUT AND FUC*ING EAT ME ALREADY

next person dies halfway through posting how they die (choose how you die)

 

Lalalalala-

*crushed by anvil*

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gJhBsa6_rA