pick someones death

Good thing I'm a lady.

Next person dies because their parent is going to say something perverted and they won't even notice it.

 

My mom is sleeping, my dad is nonexistent, anymore.

Next person dies due the fact that he/she is sitting on a chair, using the computer.

 

im not sitting on a chair nor using the computer, im on my wii.

next poster dies because the internet channel sucks.

 

Damn.

Next poster dies because he/she goes to see my thread and head explodes.

 

oh darn

next poster dies bcause of my coolness

 

Nah, you're cute, at least, candice.

Next poster dies because I say so.

 

Sir, Yes, Sir! I will stick my head so far up my ass that I suffocate!

Next poster dies trying to imitate me.

 

ok how I do this again ccccccccccrrRRRRRRRRAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKK *breaks back and is split in two\

next poster dies just cuz........................just cuz.................................just cuz becuz were all the same (hahaha Green Day)

 

whaaaaaat that is impossible aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah (dies suddenly with no reason)
next person dies because he/she eats poisoned meat and vegetables

 

thank goodness it's starve day then....
next poster dies because i threw him into the rapist' prison

 

*gets thrown into an 18-year-old-female-cheerleader-rapist-prison, dies of heart attack.


Next poster dies from my onslaught of hyphens.

 

*Hyphens fly out of computer screen and hit me like throwing knives*

Next poster dies from being run over by a ball of cow nipples
???

 

That's just...awful. And not nearly arousing as some may imagine.

Next person dies by a bill-hook. And I will be the one to do it.

 

*didn't die for lack of knowledge in bill-hooking*

next poster dies of headshot

 

*Face explodes*

Next poster dies because of a botched nose job

 

I thought no nostrils would look so streamlined....


Next one dies telling their neighbor about Romu.

 

can't make posted action. Why?
don't know romu

next poster will die for breathing or suffocation
Post Merge: [time]1275354272[/time]
won't u answer .................. oh no(dies)

next poster will die for breathing or suffocation again and again

 

*makes aerial hole in neck*
.......
*dies of severe bleeding*

next poster dies gang-raped by wild shrubberies

 

*gets dragged away by vines*

OH GAWD IT'S EVIL DEAD ALL OVER AGAIN!!!

*Disappears. A few minutes later screams can be heard.*

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Next person dies by falling into a spike pit, with the spikes drenched in acid.

 

this feels like one mortal combat death ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .................. (melts in the spikes)

next person will become rich and be killed by me as i rob him succesfully