pick someones death

Oh,Look unicorns are running!
"Gets run over by 12 Unicorns"

next poster will die at school

 

Teacher: so the square root of negative one is the imaginary number i.
Sokka:*Boooooooommmmmmm*(head explodes)
Random Guy: I DON"T GET IT.......... OH NOW I GET IT*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM* (head explodes)

The next poster simply dies because they commited murder went to point pleasent and the MOTHMAN got them(the Mothman is a SyFy moviep[and it's a damn scary one at that])

 

*dies because he doesnt understand the previous post* XD

Next poster dies because i dont understand somthing XD

 

Sokka:NO NO IF YOU KEEP NOT UNDERSTAND----------(BOOOOOOOOOOOOM)
Next poster dies because the same reason a posted a week ago

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

next poster will die at the hands of Raptor Jesus

 

no no no no no no no shit i'm already dead

Next person will die becuz they used too much Viagra

 

it exploded XP

next person will die because this thread hurts.

 

why would that happen and how is it possssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshbbbafvuyfgbvuysgbauvbhbubisabduifbid (dies and falls over keyboard)

next person will die because light yagami kills him with death note and makes him write this sentence as next cause of death.

 

I can't die because I don't know what light yagami and death note are.

Next person will die from reading this.

 

MY EYES!!!

next poster dies by looking at my avvy.

 

SOMEONE FROM POKEMON WHICH I CAN'T REMEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Next poster dies by laughing at the sentence on top.

 

I think not.

Next person will die by overdose on cough drops.

 

Hey look cough drops.*eats some* hmm yummy *shoves every cough drop in the world in my mouth.dies by being choked*

next person will die because of their grammar.

 

I have excellent grammar.

Next person will die if the person's name is PeachMilk.

 

Snap.

Next person will die because of muddymaster's grammar.

 

OH NO


Next person will die if he/she uses spaces between words.

 

hey!

dies because the space got angry and ate my face

next person dies because of quotes.

 

But unfortunately, I ain't quoting here :

Next person dies from the smiley above.

 

Suicide.

Next person dies by massive paper cuts!

 

I actually got a paper cut today.

Next person dies by staring at his monitor.