pick someones death

The next poster will die in an accident involving popeye , captain falcon and shoop da woop !

 

no!!!!!!!! captain falcon you betrayed me (dies)

the next person will be brutally murdered by loonylion

 

I need help with my PC! *choke, cough* *ROAR* ... and then there was silence.

The next person wil be hugged to death by an adoring fanboy/fangirl.

 

Oh no! That fanboy likes Microsoft!


The next person will trip over a tiny rock and will fall right in the middle of a pudding, but it was no normal pudding, it was knife pudding, with a knife in the middle of the pudding.

 

Bwahahaha! My knife pudding trap will get those little middle school kids to stop attacking my dogs! *trip* AHHHHH SH*T!



The next poster will have their brains turned to mush by cellphones.

 

me : so yeah i was all like yanoo... and then she was like...ya..noo and... *dead*

the next person will die by a piano landing on there head being carried by two stupid guys and a rope, comically of course.

 

I'll get that tweedy bird if it's the last thin *BANG*


The next poster will be shot out of a cannon into a safety net that dices them.

 

holy crap! i became a french fries! hope im flavored cheese...

the next person who will post will be electrified by a keyboard(pc) to death...

 

hmm neeeeeeeedddddd ttoooooo sssstttttaaarrrrtttt tttyyypppiinnnnggg uhhhhhhhh *electrified to death*

hey next poster you will revive me but it will cost your life.

 

for you ahhhhh

next person dies by riding a mary go round

 

YAY MARY GO ROUND suddenly controls breaks and merry go round spins like mad i let go and die

next person will die hacking sephs computer ;D

 

Hahaha that nub will never know I changed his username to fa*stabbed*

Next poster will die from a giant fan

 

ahh ill wont listen to the the don't hold a giant magnet while a giant fan is operating nearby falcon and hold this giant magnet woooo... (south park if you dont get it)


the next person will die by swallowing elephant poo

 

That will never happen!
What computer? You want me to do what? Ok... *glub glub suffocate*


The next person will get horrible obese and explode!

 

oh no i look like that person on my picture and boom goes the dynamite

the next person will die from drinking bleach

 

uhh bleach will I get my bankai if I drink this will my zanpakuto level up hmm let's try *glug glug glug*
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hey next poster you will die because you killed seph's pet hahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahhahahahh

 

Next person who will post will be Falcon Punched by Dr.Phil, then Kicked down a hole after a shouting of "This is ROMULATION!" by Chuck Norris, and then get a lazor fired at them by Tyra Banks.

 

me: Hi doctor phil
dr phil: FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PAAAAAAAWNCH
Chuck Norris: THIS IS ROMULATION
me: *nothing*
tyra banks : haha eat lasers



anywaaaay....

the next person will die by licking a plug socket

 

I sure do love me some caramel appels. AH! MY CARAMEL SPILT ON THE WALL! Well... no one's looking...
*ZZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZzzzZZZZttttttTTTtttt*


The next poster will die by a wood chipping slingshot accident.

 

AHHHG!! But with my last breath, I kill the next 1 with a Paris Hilton CD... Rite in da forehead!